Things Not To Eat For Valentine’s Day: Spanish Fly

We know that around this time people start panicking about V-Day plans. So we’d like to deliver you a PSA: Please, for the love of all that is holy and good, don’t try to spice your meal up with the “aphrodisiac” called Spanish Fly. See Also: –14 More Valley Places…

Vegan Strip Club (NSFW Obviously)

Portlandia has been running a promotional series called “Kumail Tours Portlandia” which tends to reveal that the exaggeration depicted in Portlandia is not all that much of an exaggeration. Case in point: the vegan strip club. See Also: –Tediberto’s Shut Down By Landlord –Chow Bella’s Gift Guide for the Vegetarian…

Will Ferrell Puts Out Yet Another Bizarre Guerrilla Super Bowl Ad

Will Ferrell’s one man revival of Old Milwaukee beer continued with yet another guerrilla Super Bowl advertisement that only ran in a handful of tiny markets. According to Reddit, this ad, featuring Ferrell passionately kissing a woman on the bus to the strain of vintage Chinese music, ran in Sherman,…

Doritos Will Release Taco Bell Flavored Chips in April

We’re not going to say that the staffs of Doritos or Taco Bell imbibe in mind-altering and appetite stimulating chemicals but their latest joint venture seems to provide some circumstantial evidence that this might be the case. Doritos has announced plans to release a Taco Bell flavored chip for a…

Video Offers a Peek Into Specialty Coffee Culture

Here’s a video documenting the frankly insane level of dedication specialty coffee producers put into each cup of their brew. Think of it as “Jiro Dreams of Sushi” but with coffee beans instead of fish and about half as pretty because giant roasting machines aren’t nearly as attractive as a…

Your Chinese Takeout Box Has Been a Plate This Whole Time

File this under things that should have been obvious but were not: Chinese takeout boxes can be teased apart and turned into a handy platter. That’s right up there with “ketchup fanning,” the practice of deforming your paper ketchup container so as to accommodate a larger volume of ketchup and…

Waygo App Promises to Translate Chinese Menus On the Fly

Fellow adventurous eaters: There is now an app called Waygo, specifically designed for translating Chinese menus on the fly.That’s right, now you can ask for the “real” menu at your favorite Chinese joint and be certain you’re ordering something more interesting than chow mein. See Also: –Chow Bella’s 5 Favorite…

UpperCup: The iPhone Case That Is Also a Cup Holder

Last week we brought you the anti-loneliness ramen bowl, a ramen bowl with an iPhone holder integrated into the side so you could slurp noodles and use your phone at the same time. Clearly that wasn’t enough for some people because a company has just launched a Indiegogo campaign fund…

Check Out Kick Ass Kake’s Larger-Than-Life Lady Gaga Cake

It’s safe to say that Kick Ass Kakes’ designer and owner, Jay Murphy, is a big Lady Gaga fan. How big? Big enough to lovingly render a slightly larger than life in cake, frosting and fondant. See Also: –Lady Gaga, US Airways Center –Do Your Cakes Look as Incredible as…

A Ramen Bowl with a Built-In iPhone Holder. Really

Chin-up lonely college students, now you don’t have to endure your nightly bowl of bachelor chow alone, you can enjoy it basking in the light of your iPhone! MisoSoupDesign is a small company that recently unveiled a ramen bowl with a smartphone holder integrated into the rim of the bowl…

Nightmare Fuel: Ramen Ice Cream Is A Real Thing

As Wake Up Call has frequently highlighted, the Japanese and Asia on the whole are fearless culinary travelers, nomnauts if you will. But even by the most generous of standards, miso ramen flavored ice cream is pretty strange and apparently not exactly delicious. See Also: –Wendy’s Japan Presents: A Lobster…

Horse Meat Found In UK and Ireland Hamburgers

The BBC is reporting that inspections of preformed hamburger patties sold at supermarkets throughout the UK and Ireland have turned up evidence of horse meat. Of the 27 products analyzed by the Food Safety Authority of Ireland, 10 contained horse DNA and 23 contained pig DNA. See Also: –Japanese Flying…

Cheers: The Drink Speedometer Ice Cube

When a 23-year-old researcher at MIT blacked out at a party and ended up in the hospital for slamming drinks down too quickly, he didn’t nurse his hangover with a homebrewed cure, he nursed it with engineering. What he came up with is Cheers, an ice cube embedded with enough…

Norway Turns To Interpretive Dance To Sell More Fish

Remember those “Got Milk?” and “Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner” ads? Well Norway is apparently trying to convince its people to eat more fish and to that end they’ve introduced a series of truly horrifying awesome advertisements promoting sushi. See Also: –Watch This: Someone Eating Little Baby’s (Ice Cream) –Watch…