Gory Gourmet Food Truck Serves Brain Burgers to Promote The Walking Dead

Gory Gourmet is a London-based food truck that launched last week to promote the DVD/Blu-Ray release of AMC’s hit The Walking Dead. Their shtick is appropriately gory: Fried brain burgers, deep-fried brain “dippers,” and thyroid. Gory Gourmet has even been kind enough to provide the recipes for their offal treats…

“Butter,” A Comedy About Butter Sculptures

See Also: Super-Tiny Food Sculptures are Super-Flippin’ Adorable “Butter” is a comedy centered around one little girl’s (Yara Shahidi) attempt to topple a butter sculpture dynasty at the state fair. Jennifer Garner plays the opposition, the butter carving wife of a champion butter carver (Ty Burrell), who entertains dreams of…

Watch This: Gordon Ramsay as a Judge on American Idol?

See Also: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Trolling for Floundering Restaurants in Phoenix (A Shark Week Bonus!) Celebrity chef and professional asshole Gordon Ramsay was on Jimmy Kimmel Live recently and presented this nightmare scenario: Gordon Ramsay as a judge on American Idol. We’re not sure what makes angry British men…

Red Hot Sriracha Sauce Roundup

See Also: Baconlube: Because Every Part of You Should Taste Like Bacon It’s been a good month for lovers of the magical fire sauce known as Huy Fong Sriracha hot chili sauce. The culmination of this impromptu celebration of one of the world’s most celebrated hot sauces is this: Sriracha…

We Hardly Knew You: Time Machine Chefs

ABC’s Time Machine Chefs is best described as a combination of Chopped and Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Four heroic chefs travel back in time to compete using the ingredients, tools, and techniques of the time period. The winners are crowned Greatest Chef in History. The losers? Left to fend…

Homebrewer Demands Recipe for Obama’s White House Honey Ale

See Also: White House Pastry Chef Triggers Panic and Outrage with Mention of Molecular Gastronomy See Also: Here Come The Growlers: Starting at Midnight, Bars Can Hand Over 64 oz To Go The Freedom of Information Act is a powerful tool of democracy that let’s common citizens delve deeply into…

Invasion of the Chinese Shaved Noodle Robots

See Also: China Magic Noodle House Named One of 50 Best Chinese Restaurants in the U.S. See Also: Please Be Seated By Your Robot Overlords Chinese restaurateurs really have it in for the human race, or at least human workers. Their latest invention is Chef Cui, a robot that automates…

Check Your Phone at the Door and Get a Discount

See Also: The Sandwich Nazi (NSFW, Not Even a Little) See Also: Hipster Foodie Mauled By Bear to ’80s New Wave Soundtrack in Very Satisfying Video Here is a novel but frankly fantastic idea: pay diners to turn in their phones during a meal. At least that’s the idea that…

The Greatest Auto-Tuned Food Review Ever

See Also: “It’s Earth’s Juice!” Vytautus Mineral Water “Ads” Are…. Well, We’re Speechless (NSFW) See Also: Video Mashup: Brad Pitt Eating. And Eating. What happens when you combine a passionate food review with the people who brought us the Bedroom Intruder song? Magic. Pure. Freaking. Magic. We will warn you…

Coming Soon: Smell-o-Vision Postcards From the “Food Printer”

See Also: Hipster Foodie Mauled By Bear to ’80s New Wave Soundtrack in Very Satisfying Video Heads up, fellow bloggers and trolls: The future is here and it smells. Students at the Fashion & Art Design Institute of Donghua University, China, entered designs in a competition for a chance to…

Real Actors Bring Hilarious Gravitas to Real Yelp Reviews

See Also: Are Yelp Extortionists Giving Restaurants the Shakedown? See Also: CrazyAmy Yelp Feud Lands on TV Have you ever read an Yelp review so outlandish and melodramatic that you wished you could gaze into the face of the person who wrote them? Wait no longer, the fine people at…

For Sale: Script for Roadhouse Remake Starring Guy Fieri

The Craigslist sale is simple. The script to Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt, a remake of the ’80s cult classic and Patrick Swayze heartthrob vehicle. The proposed star? None other than Guy Fieri, because… We’ll admit, we haven’t exactly figure out why Guy Fieri would be suited to such…

Watch This: Someone Eating Little Baby’s (Ice Cream)

Welcome to that weird part of the internet where you see things you wish you could unsee. In this edition of Twilight Zone YouTube we present for your consideration the strange tale of autocannibalism in the pursuit of ice cream sales. Our subject? Little Baby’s Ice Cream, a Pennsylvania based…

Olympic Shot Put-er

See Also: BrewDog’s Latest Beer Claims It’ll Get you Banned From the Olympics (But It Really Won’t) Drinking games are fun but is it really necessary for them to be so strenuous? We live in a time when we can shoot a nuclear mini cooper into space and land it…

Wendy’s Japan Presents: A Lobster Burger for $16

See Also: The $666 Douche Burger. For Real. See Also: Burger King Japan Will Give You 15 Pieces of Bacon For 100 Yen Apparently Wendy’s in Japan is trying to break into the crowded Japanese fast food market by going highbrow. Way, way highbrow. In addition to their instantly recognizable…

Lay Waste to the Forces of Hunger With the Sushi Bazooka

See Also: We Welcome Our (Sushi) Robot Overlords See Also: Watch This: The Story of Sushi Making sushi is hard and time-consuming. There’s the monumental amount of prep work, the difficulty in making tender sushi rice, the actual hassle of rolling the sushi by hand. Professional sushi chefs use a…

$100 a Head Rat Dinner: Survival as Performance Art (NSFW)

Brooklyn based artists Laura Ginn recently hosted a $100 a head gourmet dinner that used rat as it’s central ingredient. The meal, prepared by a professional chef, began with a “rat and pork pate” appetizer, followed with braised and grilled rat and finished with a sorbet. The dinner took place…