Ron Swanson Does Bacon Beat Poetry

Beat poetry about bacon delivered by a man whose mustache is so masculine it might very well count as another, smaller man, strapped to his face. See Also: Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale See Also: Joe Arpaio Re-created in Bacon Nick Offerman plays testosterone-laden ultimate man and minor civil…

The Popinator Was Sent From the Future to Feed the Past

As far as snack foods go, popcorn is up there in terms of simplicity of production and ease of consumption. But this is the 21st century right? Surely science and engineering have something to offer us beyond picking up our food with our hands like an animal. See Also: New…

NYC Soda Ban Passed, Watch Horrifying Anti-Soda Ads

See Also: Colbert Struggles With NYC Soda Ban, Conan Offers Alternatives See Also: Good News: Coffee Might Extend Your Life. Bad News: Sugar Might Make You Dumb Mayor Bloomberg’s high-capacity soda ban has passed through the bowels of the New York City Board of Health and into law, provided it…

Pepper Prepper: World’s Most Useless Kitchen Tool?

See Also: What’s Your Biggest Kitchen Gadget Regret? See Also: Five Kitchen Tools for Meatless Meals Generally speaking, cooks decry the single function tools in the kitchen because it’s rare that they’re absolutely necessary and it’s rare that you couldn’t get by using something else to do the same job…

Planet Chocolates: Yes, This Means You Can Ask Someone To Eat Uranus

See Also: The Highest Sugar High: Simplest Sugars Spotted Around Earth-like Star See Also: “Space Hot Dog” Sent On Journey Into the Unknown, Then Eaten With Curiosity wheels down on Mars, shooting rocks with lasers and doing Myspace self-shots, it’s no surprise that astronomical themes are a happening thing. Earlier…

Possibly the Least Appetizing Restaurant Advertisement Ever

See Also: This Is Either the Most Awesome Lamb Ever Served or the Most Pretentious Chicago’s Next Restaurant, which sprung from the mind of the man behind Alinea, is bit of a strange bird. The biggest difference is that it’s a restaurant with hard coded reinvention. The theme and menu…

Zinburger Offering Up Free Burger and Rings Today

See Also: Banana Cream Pie from Zinburger See Also: Four Favorite Burgers in Metro Phoenix Zingburger, part of the Sam Fox restaurant empire, is doing a special happy hour deal today. From 3 to 4PM you can cruise into Zinburger at the Biltmore Fashion Park and score either a free…

Get a Harvard Cooking Education For Free

See Also: Three Egg-cellent Kitchen Science Experiments See Also: The Highest Sugar High: Simplest Sugars Spotted Around Earth-like Star Last week world class cooks and food inclined scientists began descending on the Harvard School of Engineering and Applied Sciences to teach public lectures on the science of cooking. This is…

(Worst) Parent of the Year: Toddler Potty Training In Restaurant

See Also: Baby Strollers at Devoured?! Young Children?!?! The Horror! See Also: What’s the Most Bizarre Thing You’ve Seen at a Restaurant? Breast feeding in public has its vociferous avatars and detractors but at the end of the day it is not unreasonable to say that the issue is debatable…

World’s Biggest Burger Weighs One Ton, Has Bacon

See Also: Poland Cooks World’s Largest Lasagna in Honor of Italian Soccer Team See Also: Watch: Murderous Burger Chases Man, World’s Largest McDonalds Built In a Minute The cooking staff at the Black Bear Casino Resort, Minnesota, managed a minor food engineering feat over the Labor Day weekend when they…

White House Releases Beer Recipes and They Look Delicious

See Also: Obama Confirms Release of White House Honey Ale Recipe Will Happen See Also: Homebrewer Demands Recipe for Obama’s White House Honey Ale Over the Labor Day weekend the White House finally came through on their promises and released not one, but two recipes for beer fit for the…

The Highest Sugar High: Simplest Sugars Spotted Around Earth-like Star

Scientists with the European Southern Observatory have discovered a very simple form of sugar circling a star that’s very much like our own sun. ESO researchers made their observations with a radio telescope called the Atacama Large Millimeter Array (ALMA) in Chile. The sugar they found is called glycolaldehyde and…

Obama Confirms Release of White House Honey Ale Recipe Will Happen

See Also: Homebrewer Demands Recipe for Obama’s White House Honey Ale President Obama vowed to run the most transparent administration in history. While we won’t comment on his overall success, he’s at least said he’ll come through on delivering the White House Honey Ale recipe. On Wednesday, Obama dropped by…

Pizza Hut Malaysia Introduces Sauce Stuffed Pizza

See Also: 7-Elevens in Singapore Have Mashed Potato and Gravy Dispensers See Also: Hey, Here Are Those Pizza Crusts Stuffed With Cheeseburgers and Chicken Tenders You Were Asking About See Also: How Pizza Flows Like Blood Through the Veins of America Pizza Hut Malaysia has jumped into the global pizza…

Gory Gourmet Food Truck Serves Brain Burgers to Promote The Walking Dead

Gory Gourmet is a London-based food truck that launched last week to promote the DVD/Blu-Ray release of AMC’s hit The Walking Dead. Their shtick is appropriately gory: Fried brain burgers, deep-fried brain “dippers,” and thyroid. Gory Gourmet has even been kind enough to provide the recipes for their offal treats…

“Butter,” A Comedy About Butter Sculptures

See Also: Super-Tiny Food Sculptures are Super-Flippin’ Adorable “Butter” is a comedy centered around one little girl’s (Yara Shahidi) attempt to topple a butter sculpture dynasty at the state fair. Jennifer Garner plays the opposition, the butter carving wife of a champion butter carver (Ty Burrell), who entertains dreams of…

Watch This: Gordon Ramsay as a Judge on American Idol?

See Also: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Trolling for Floundering Restaurants in Phoenix (A Shark Week Bonus!) Celebrity chef and professional asshole Gordon Ramsay was on Jimmy Kimmel Live recently and presented this nightmare scenario: Gordon Ramsay as a judge on American Idol. We’re not sure what makes angry British men…