The Nutella Truck Is Coming To Phoenix!

The magical combination of hazelnut and chocolate called Nutella is coming to Phoenix from November 24 – 27 in the form of the Nutella Truck, stopping here as part of the nation-spanning “Nutella Breakfast Tour.” See Also: Making Homemade Nutella, with a Little Help from Pinterest Undoubtedly in an effort…

3 Sake Tips For International Sake Day

October 1 marks the start of sake brewing season in Japan and is designated International Sake Day by the people who designate these sorts of things. See also: -Sushi Station at Desert Ridge Has Decent Sushi at a Great Price -Eleven Favorite Places for Sushi in the Valley Apparently, at…

Coming Soon: Global Bacon Shortage

The internet’s most beloved meat is imperiled by the droughts that have been sweeping the globe this last year. Britain’s pork trade group recently started sounding the alarm stating that a European pork shortage is “unavoidable.” See Also: Ron Swanson Does Bacon Beat Poetry See Also: Everything’s Coming Up …..

Paula Deen Performs Unnatural Acts on an Eclair

The New York Post recently released highlights from a purportedly raunchy Paula Deen gag reel. The gag reel is odd because it flies in the face of the wholesome image Deen’s has cultivated over her many years as a TV personality and cook. See Also: Epic Meal Time Makes Paula…

Ron Swanson Does Bacon Beat Poetry

Beat poetry about bacon delivered by a man whose mustache is so masculine it might very well count as another, smaller man, strapped to his face. See Also: Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale See Also: Joe Arpaio Re-created in Bacon Nick Offerman plays testosterone-laden ultimate man and minor civil…

The Popinator Was Sent From the Future to Feed the Past

As far as snack foods go, popcorn is up there in terms of simplicity of production and ease of consumption. But this is the 21st century right? Surely science and engineering have something to offer us beyond picking up our food with our hands like an animal. See Also: New…

NYC Soda Ban Passed, Watch Horrifying Anti-Soda Ads

See Also: Colbert Struggles With NYC Soda Ban, Conan Offers Alternatives See Also: Good News: Coffee Might Extend Your Life. Bad News: Sugar Might Make You Dumb Mayor Bloomberg’s high-capacity soda ban has passed through the bowels of the New York City Board of Health and into law, provided it…

Pepper Prepper: World’s Most Useless Kitchen Tool?

See Also: What’s Your Biggest Kitchen Gadget Regret? See Also: Five Kitchen Tools for Meatless Meals Generally speaking, cooks decry the single function tools in the kitchen because it’s rare that they’re absolutely necessary and it’s rare that you couldn’t get by using something else to do the same job…

Planet Chocolates: Yes, This Means You Can Ask Someone To Eat Uranus

See Also: The Highest Sugar High: Simplest Sugars Spotted Around Earth-like Star See Also: “Space Hot Dog” Sent On Journey Into the Unknown, Then Eaten With Curiosity wheels down on Mars, shooting rocks with lasers and doing Myspace self-shots, it’s no surprise that astronomical themes are a happening thing. Earlier…

Possibly the Least Appetizing Restaurant Advertisement Ever

See Also: This Is Either the Most Awesome Lamb Ever Served or the Most Pretentious Chicago’s Next Restaurant, which sprung from the mind of the man behind Alinea, is bit of a strange bird. The biggest difference is that it’s a restaurant with hard coded reinvention. The theme and menu…

Zinburger Offering Up Free Burger and Rings Today

See Also: Banana Cream Pie from Zinburger See Also: Four Favorite Burgers in Metro Phoenix Zingburger, part of the Sam Fox restaurant empire, is doing a special happy hour deal today. From 3 to 4PM you can cruise into Zinburger at the Biltmore Fashion Park and score either a free…

Get a Harvard Cooking Education For Free

See Also: Three Egg-cellent Kitchen Science Experiments See Also: The Highest Sugar High: Simplest Sugars Spotted Around Earth-like Star Last week world class cooks and food inclined scientists began descending on the Harvard School of Engineering and Applied Sciences to teach public lectures on the science of cooking. This is…

(Worst) Parent of the Year: Toddler Potty Training In Restaurant

See Also: Baby Strollers at Devoured?! Young Children?!?! The Horror! See Also: What’s the Most Bizarre Thing You’ve Seen at a Restaurant? Breast feeding in public has its vociferous avatars and detractors but at the end of the day it is not unreasonable to say that the issue is debatable…

World’s Biggest Burger Weighs One Ton, Has Bacon

See Also: Poland Cooks World’s Largest Lasagna in Honor of Italian Soccer Team See Also: Watch: Murderous Burger Chases Man, World’s Largest McDonalds Built In a Minute The cooking staff at the Black Bear Casino Resort, Minnesota, managed a minor food engineering feat over the Labor Day weekend when they…

White House Releases Beer Recipes and They Look Delicious

See Also: Obama Confirms Release of White House Honey Ale Recipe Will Happen See Also: Homebrewer Demands Recipe for Obama’s White House Honey Ale Over the Labor Day weekend the White House finally came through on their promises and released not one, but two recipes for beer fit for the…