Slow Motion Popcorn Popping Is Hypnotic

Popcorn is delicious and provided you don’t slather it in faux butter, it’s reasonably healthy for you too. But have you ever wondered what popcorn looks like when it actually pops? Have you never been dumb enough to open a pot coated in boiling oil and look for yourself? Do…

$150,000 Will Buy You a Space Shuttle Food Truck

Play the video before you continue reading. Trust us, it’ll enhance the reading experience and really set the mood. Rebuilt from the hull of a Douglas DC-3 the Space Shuttle Cafe started operation in 2005. But the history of the underlying vehicle stretches back to WWII. It was converted from…

Hell’s Kitchen Casting Call: Get Yelled At on TV, Make Money

Do you crave long hours, low pay, and near-constant verbal abuse while you’re filmed under unflattering lights? Then, boy, does Fox have a job offer for you! Celebrity chef and professional firebrand Gordon Ramsay has a new season of Hell’s Kitchen coming out, and a casting call for his show…

Ashton Kutcher and Popchips: Tasty But Racist?

Last week, Popchips released a series of faux dating ads staring Ashton Kutcher in a number of roles and targeted for the ever-popular viral market. One of those ads, featuring Kutcher in brownface and aping an Indian accent, went viral in all the wrong ways. After an uproar on social…

Watch Chefs Strut and Spin on the Other NRA Convention’s Catwalks

We’re not sure what’s funnier, the tongues firmly set in cheeks of the models, or the guy at 1:20 who “sexily” removes his apron while LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It” throbs in the background. Hopefully no first-graders will be suspended from their home economic classes after being exposed to…

Stephen Colbert Riffs on Richard Branson’s Head-cicles

Richard Branson is the chairman of the massive international business conglomerate Virgin Group. This, er, outspoken businessman is no stranger to the headlines as he’s tried everything from circumnavigating the Earth in a balloon to creating the first commercial space tourism business. But this . . . This is pretty…

Canadian Lamprey Save Queen Elizabeth’s Jubilee

The British monarchy is pretty serious about their blood sucking eel-like fish, otherwise known as lamprey. The city of Gloucester, England, was once fined by King Henry I for failing to “pay him sufficient respect in the matter of his lampern.” Another King of England was slain at the “hands”…

Organic Farms Yield Mixed Results, Study Reveals

Hoping for a decline in the price of organic produce anytime soon? That probably isn’t going to happen, if a recent study published in Nature is any indication. And get rid of any notions that organic farming is, by definition, better for the Earth. The “meta-analysis” reveals that certain types…

Wendy’s Widens “Poutine Gap,” Now Serving Poutines in Canada

Fast food behemoth Wendy’s is unsatisfied with simply being America’s second-largest fast-food chain. Now they are moving to swell the hearts, and possibly the cholesterol levels, of Canadians by petitioning (“poutitioning” in Canadian) for poutines to be recognized as the Canadian national dish. In completely related news, Wendy’s also announced…

Go to the Greek Festival, Eat Flaming Cheese

Editor’s Note: An astute and undoubtedly well educated reader has pointed out that the Pantheon is actually a building in Rome whereas the Parthenon is the proper name for the temple constructed by the Greeks. We have corrected our caption to reflect this. Saganaki. You’ll probably want to go ahead…

Woman Collapses at Heart Attack Grill, Second Person Down in Two Months

In a “shocking” turn of events, yet another “patient” was struck down at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas. The woman fell unconscious while eating a double bypass burger, smoking a cigarette and drinking a margarita. Owner Jon Basso told Fox5 reporters that the 40-year-old woman, “[Gave] her body…

Cannot Be Unseen: A $70,000 Caviar Eating Contest In Moscow

A Moscow restaurant blew $70,000 on a caviar eating contest. The winner, 49-year-old businessman Alexander Valov, manged to bolt down more than a pound of caviar (500 grams) faster than any of his competitors. How long did he take? Only one minute and 26 seconds…

New Starbucks Secret Menu Will Spice Up Your Coffee Life

We’ve all experienced coffee fatigue. That moment at the front of the Starbucks line when you’re prompted to make your selection and you blank. I had a soy frappuccino yesterday didn’t I? And the day before that? Same thing, and the day before that? You panic, gripped by the existential…

Burger King Japan Will Give You 15 Pieces of Bacon For 100 Yen

The video above, set to some jaunty steel drum music, appears to depict the consumption of Burger King’s newest monstrosity. Unsatisfied with introducing the bacon sundae for testing, Burger King has decided to push their extremist bacon agenda overseas. Their next target: Japan…