The Forever Frown

It only grows bigger the further away it moves; object in rearview mirror may be smaller than it appears. After all, it was only one album, one small collection of songs — many of which have been officially released over the years. Who’s to say how the world might have…

Searching for Your Inner Redneck

“I’m a redneck and I’m proud of it,” my late peach farmer-turned-politician daddy once told me, much to the horror of a teenage son who, at the time, was struggling to let his own inner hippie come out. It wasn’t easy growing up a free thinker in the South during…

A Dogg’s Life

In Tha Doggfather: The Times, Trials and Hardcore Truths of Snoop Dogg, rap superstar Snoop Dogg (a.k.a. Calvin Broadus) registers more than a mild case of discomfort with his designation as (in his words) “spokesperson for the gangsta lifestyle,” stating in retrospect that “the truth is, I was never fully…

Various artists

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut may have been as vulgar and potty-mouthed as any movie ever made, but what was really remarkable about it was what an exuberant, toe-tapping musical it was. There were classic-style show tunes about avuncular incest and nationalist hatred and the private yearnings of Satan…

Secrete Santas

December 24th — The Cole Residence: It was a storybook Christmas Eve. Natalie, shimmering in snow white chiffon, was busily piling up presents under the garland-festooned tree. Jack Frost was looking for a new nose to nip at while chestnuts were indeed roasting on the open fire — just below…

Wu Revolution?

When the Wu-Tang Clan released its first single, 1993’s “Protect Ya Neck,” hard-core rap was associated almost exclusively with the West Coast. Dre, Snoop, and Cube were hip-hop’s most notorious rappers, and Death Row Records head honcho Suge Knight (currently serving time) was still at large, overseeing the whole g-funk…

Crushed: We’re an American Band

Dreams unfulfilled/Graduate unskilled/It beats picking cotton/Waiting to be forgotten — Replacements, “Bastards of Young” Crushed chords are long, sustained and heavy. The sounds of concrete skies desolate landscapes. The vocals swing low, deep, almost ironic-sounding. The singer is skinny, like a stray, waifish, too, and the band just broods. The…

Along Comes Gary?

Unless you’re a diehard fan, working with a former rock star isn’t all that memorable an experience. Most likely your co-worker resembles one of the great unwashed instead of a big-time idol. And depending on the hourly wage he’s pulling down, our rocker’s probably a bitter and sullen old fellow…

Big in Japan

Quick, name five Japanese bands. Chances are, some of the more intense music nuts out there might name-check the Boredoms, Pizzicato Five, and Shonen Knife, and some might even recognize Melt-Banana or Guitar Wolf. But the reality of Japanese pop music — or J-pop, as it is referred to by…

Hit & Miscellany

Though we usually eschew the quick-hit news and notes format, we felt this would be a good opportunity to clean off the ol’ desk. With millennium chaos, mass hysteria and falling bullets rapidly approaching, it’s important that you keep abreast of local music happenings. Thrill-a-Minute: There’s a slew of news…

Beastie Boys

There is a sense of finality when these kinds of hits, B-sides, rarities and remixes are released. This one seems to come at a weird time; phase one of the Beastie Boys’ career officially ended more than five years ago when Adam Yauch first got involved in trying to help…

Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre is still the best hip-hop producer this side of The RZA or Prince Paul and Dan the Automator; he’s among the handful who could almost be called a composer because of his preference for live instrumentation over tried-and-tired Parliament-Funkadelic swipes. And Chronic 2001 should only bolster that reputation,…

Eve of Destruction

Two years ago, the career of rapper Eve Jihan Jeffers appeared to be on the cusp of something great. Jeffers, who started performing when she was still a teenager, had done her time competing in high school talent shows and playing local clubs in her hometown of Philadelphia. She even…

Cox Suckers

The Independent Film Channel is, in my opinion, one of the most important new channels on television. In a world where more channels does not necessarily mean better product, we should seize this opportunity and celebrate it; give it attention, nurture it and make sure it survives…. I hope this…

Misanthrope Through and Through

At three in the morning, I saw her drunk, writhing around on this fat guy. I looked through the window and there they were, starting to go at it on the chair in her living room. My head suddenly became small and roared as its capillaries swelled like red balloons…

Sonic Stew

Listening to the radio, you’d think that there’s only enough progressive jazz, blues, R&B, folk and world music being released to merit an occasional two-hour show. Not so, bubba. There’s loads of great stuff coming out in all of these genres — always has been, always will be. What follows…

The Groover Is Gone

SAN ANTONIO — The crowd was so large that about one-third of the estimated 1,000 mourners had to huddle around an underequipped Peavy speaker outside. But even more impressive than the large turnout at the November 23 funeral of Doug Sahm, who succumbed to heart disease five days earlier while…

Wong Place, Right Time

As you walk down Tempe’s Mill Avenue, somewhere past the Gap and Hooters but before you get to Abercrombie & Fitch, you’ll pass Long Wong’s, a funky bar plopped on the corner of Seventh Street. Within the shiny surroundings, it seems an architectural and cultural anachronism. It remains one of…

Molten Wax

The Remains The Remains (180 gram vinyl) (Sundazed) The original Nuggets collection did a lot more than just rescue 27 bands with severely combed bangs from bargain-bin obscurity. It rescued rock ‘n’ roll itself by simultaneously kick-starting the punk movement while whetting people’s appetites for more unsung American garage bands…

Kaleidoscope Eyes

In a genre that often traffics in sonic and visual conformity, blond-and-pink-haired singer Kelis is like the Dennis Rodman of R&B — brash, independent and alien, but too talented to ignore. Thankfully, she exhibits none of the self-destructive traits of Rodman, but she looks and sounds different from any of…

Clearing Samples

There is a strong possibility that all the quotes below are the fabrications of an impostor. The man who answered the phone claimed his name was Moby, but after speaking with him, it’s difficult to believe he was telling the truth. For one thing, he didn’t seem to know much…

Never Mind the Academia

In Roger Sabin’s Punk Rock: So What? The Cultural Legacy of Punk (Routledge) — a scholarly reassessment of the punk movement, which includes extensive end-of-chapter notes sometimes as revealing as the text itself — a varied group of writers and lecturers explores the wider phenomenon of punk. They go beyond…