POP SMEAR

Bruce Kurtz was dressed in screaming yellow bell bottoms and a vest covered with pennies at the Phoenix Art Museum’s opening July 6. Beatles music was blaring through loudspeakers and the hors d’oeuvres were Twinkies, Wonder bread, cheese puffs and celery sticks. Kurtz’s outfit was a tribute to the show…

KITSCHY, KITSCHY COOL

Ten years ago, Cher was a superstar on the run from her past. Sporting pink leopard-skin skirts and shaggy bangs, the then-34-year-old singer was fronting a new-wave group called Black Rose. In a series of hilariously inept efforts to go incognito, she’d leave her famous name off marquees and pass…

FUNKY BUSINESSLOCK UP CATCHES PRANCE FEVER

If Brian Grillo had opted to concentrate on a career in dancing, he might’ve spent the summer wearing a double-barreled torpedo bra as one of Madonna’s boy toys. According to the Lock Up singer, the breathless blonde so liked his boogie ability that she asked him to gyrate on one…

MUTT’S UPPOI DOG PONDERING RIDES THE GRAVY TRAIN

Despite what Sting or Paul Simon might have you think, world music doesn’t have to be the pretentious sound of cultural colonialism. Here’s Poi Dog Pondering member Dave Crawford’s assessment of the form: “I think the best music comes from clashing cultures together and slamming them against the wall,” the…

THIS SALSA’S MADE IN NEW YORK CITYNEW-WAVE WONDER DAVID BYRNE PASSES LATIN

Who would’ve guessed that beneath the milquetoast exterior of David Byrne burned the heart of a hot-blooded, hip-swiveling, Jose Cuervo-swigging Latino? Certainly not the followers of Byrne’s tenure as a self-consciously unemotional and asexual Talking Head. As the New York band’s brainy, neurotic front man, Byrne has been the leading…

SIZZLE SHTICKTHE NEWEST RED HOT CHILI PEPPER PICKS UP THE PACE

When Hillel Slovak died in 1988 after spending his last couple of years in a heroin haze, everyone knew the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ guitarist wouldn’t be easy to replace. But when the Peppers chose as his successor a seventeen-year-old punk from Chatsworth, California, named John Frusciante, the reaction was…

THE WAY OF ALL FLASHCELEBRITY SKIN SHOWS A GLITZ PERSONALITY

Celebrity Skin is sick of blue-jeans-and-tee-shirt guitar-pop bar-hero bands. The group wants to bring glitter and glamour back to rock ‘n’ roll. It wants to revive outrageous, wailing superstardom. “I don’t want to see just the guy next door playing guitar,” says Skin bassist Tim Ferris. “I want to see…

ROCK OF AGEDGOLDEN OLDIES RAISE CANE!

Yo! Sun City! Get ready to rock ‘n’ roll! That hip-swiveling sound is bound to move next door any day now, and there’s nothing you can do to keep it out. No, we’re not talking about the Rolling Stones’ Steel Wheelchairs tour stopping at the Sundome. We’re referring to the…

ROCKIN’ ROOKIEDOUG STONE ROLLS FROM NOWHERE TO NASHVILLE

In the mid-Sixties, a country newcomer named Doug Stone warmed up for Loretta Lynn. But instead of immediately reaping the success surely coming to an unknown who’d opened for a legend, Stone quickly dropped out of sight. The fledgling singer vowed never to give up on his career, though, and…

NOT FOR WHITES ONLYTRACY CHAPMAN GETS BACK TO BLACK

Tracy Chapman is not black for the same reason New Kids on the Block are black. In the music industry, cigar-chompers, not chromosomes, decide the ebony-or-ivory question. They’ve determined that R&B–yes, even New Kids’ R&B–is black and that contemporary folk is “un-black.” Of course, if Chapman were to change her…

TRACING TRACY

A mere two months after the release of her debut album, Tracy Chapman snapped a stadium full of people to attention at a Nelson Mandela tribute concert in England. But not long before Chapman sold the first of her fourteen million or so records, Phoenician Rick Cyge says, the folkie…

RECORDINGS

Where the Heck Is Mr. Fun? (Or Up and Down the Donut With Frank) (Local tape) Galen Herod has always come off like a lovable spaz on stage, regaling audiences with herky-jerky post-new-wave songs and bad jokes. Where the Heck Is Mr. Fun? is a take-home version of Herod, packing…

THE DUKES OF DORKTHEY MIGHT BE GIANTS ARE THE LAST NERDS IN HIPNESS

A couple of weeks back, a strange new noise infiltrated unsuspecting suburban homes all over the country. Every household with a television tuned to America’s favorite post-prime-time talk show heard it: A dorky duo banging out frighteningly original accordion-embellished pop songs. That’s right, They Might Be Giants had invaded The…

Hip-Hop Flip-Flops

Besides trading lines with R&B singers and jazz trumpeters, hip-hop acts have been joining up with blues crooners, punk poets and yes, art-rock bands. It was Kane’s ability to hold his own against all those jazz greats that proved hip-hop could compete with any musical form. The primary hip-hop rite…