Concerts

“Everyone is realizing we need to speak up because we got a little bit too comfortable.”

Including The Weeknd and Dengue Fever.

Twenty years in, and the band’s giving fans exactly what they want.

Including Sabaton and Testament.

The countdown is on, y’all. We’re weeks, if not days, away from the time of year that pretty much everyone in the Valley loathes with a passion: the onslaught of excessive amounts of heat. And, we’re sorry to say, there’s little you can do about it, except for buying a…

And his Smiths tattoo.

They don’t have whammy bars, for starters.

“Slowly devolving into the great void of nothingness that we know nothing about.”

This weekend is loaded up with big events.

“I have to constantly remind myself to appreciate things as they are happening.”

“Right now, it’s really difficult to tell the difference between reptilian shapeshifters and human beings.”

They’ll release Out of the Vault from the Rib Cage on April 28.

Who gagged Gaga? The usually outrageous, outspoken pop star seemed tame and tentative in a trying-too-hard-to-please Coachella headlining set.

Here’s when tix go on sale.

Heat, dust, crowds, sweaty flower crowns: How can anyone possibly find Coachella romantic?

Including living country legend Willie Nelson.

From luxury yurts to private jets to ridiculous festival couture.

“This time maybe you can hear us!” joked Thom Yorke.

Slow Moses, Gene Tripp, and Pro Teens are there this weekend.

Which ones are really boss, and which ones just look kinda cool but don’t actually get you much?

Little Dragon, Kool Keith, and more.