Flier of the Week: The Jitters! at Rogue Bar

First rule of parenting: don’t put masks on your kids that make them look like elephants.Apparently the parents of this little lady featured on the flier for local punk band The Jitters! didn’t care about making their daughter look as creepy as possible, as she’s donning what appears to be…

Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert has the vocal range of James Blunt and the Maybelline-boosted looks of a young Lisa Rinna. And that — combined with a man-on-man kiss here, an onstage pelvis-to-face grinding there — makes the American Idol runner-up a truly one-of-a-kind specimen in today’s hypersexualized pop music zoo. Critics have…

Paper Tongues

Electro-rockers Paper Tongues got their lucky break before they were gigging around their hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina — something that doesn’t happen often in the fickle music industry. Brian West, who produced Nelly Furtado’s Whoa Nelly, invited the band to Hollywood three years ago after discovering their music on…

Indie Rockers Versus Make an Artful Comeback

The influential New York indie-rock band Versus, which made two highly regarded records in the 1990s (Secret Swingers and Two Cents Plus Tax), was last seen in 2000 and assumed lost forever. Now, the Merge label — having quite a year with consistently solid records by Spoon, Teenage Fanclub, Shout…

Bordertown Devils

Sometimes these concert previews aren’t the cakewalk they may appear to be. It’s always a challenge to write with some authority about a band you’ve never heard of, especially when said band is a Tucson punk rock outfit with little presence on the Internet outside of the obligatory MySpace page…

Three 6 Mafia

Is it really so hard out here for a pimp? After becoming the first and only rap group to win an Academy Award (“Triple Six Mafia: 1. Martin Scorsese: 0,” host Jon Stewart memorably cracked), the onetime Memphis crunk legends seem to have done rather nicely for themselves. First, the…

Beach Fossils

As if they were the anti-Wavves, Brooklyn’s Beach Fossils wring from their kick-back, lo-fi stoner beach pop impossibly clean, intertwining guitar lines that loop and loop and loop and . . . Well, they loop to the point that, as you listen, you feel as though you were lounging on…

William Fitzsimmons

Mr. Fitzsimmons, as I stare at the blank Word document on my computer, I am determined to write about your songs. Not your Katy Perry cover and not your beard — as long and as impressive as the latter is. I bet folks write a lot about that beard and…

Crotch Rockitt’s Lady Gaga Party

Semi Precious Weapons frontman Justin Tranter is definitely a party animal in the third degree. Poke around the Internet and you’re bound to find gossipy accounts of his after-dark exploits of drinking, DJing, and debauching with the likes of Quentin Tarantino, Kate Moss, and Perez Hilton. The androgynous and outrageous…

Club Candids at Shady’s

Well, kids, it’s been a long road of late nights, wild parties, and ridiculous conversations with drunkards. But it’s time to say goodbye because this is the last of Club Candids you will see from this writer.Don’t worry, the lovely Adriane Goetz will continue to snap photos of unsuspecting club…

What’s Selling: Revolver Records

Revolver Records is often known for having some of the more unconventional lists for their ten best selling records of the week. (Once, their #1 slot was occupied by recordings of street music from an outdoor market in Morocco.)This week, indie cool takes over, with Ratatat on top, The National…

A Second Goodbye: Two Song Sampler

Title: Two track sampler.Basics: Young Scottsdale upstarts A Second Goodbye have a seven song EP on the horizon, but for now we have a two track sampler CD to satiate those pop punk needs. Pop punk is too widespread and vigorous these days to try and figure it all out…

Flier of the Week: Father Figures at The Trunk Space

When your band plays a brand of music called “zombie jazz,” you’ve got to come up with a flier that is just as hypnotically creepy to promote your summer tour. That’s exactly what Brooklyn, N.Y.-based band Father Figures was going for with the creation of this epic poster, which advertises…

Jaill

“Yes, I’m running as fast as I can / Toward a stunning and imperfect plan.” The couplet appears midway through That’s How We Burn, the fine Sub Pop debut by Jaill, and it encapsulates the Milwaukee quartet’s tipsy but assured take on Plimsouls-meets-REM, early-’80s mid-fi pop. It’s the sound of…

Miniature Tigers

You got to give it up for local boys done good. Former downtown poster boys Miniature Tigers may have shuffled off to New York, but that hasn’t stopped them or their label, Modern Art Records, from drawing considerable national focus to Phoenix and Arizona-centric issues, like posting a message from…

The Scorpions

Now in their 35th year, the Scorpions are a quintessential hard rock band. Everything from their over-the-top ’80s sound to their Spinal Tap-length roster of current and past members (there have been 19 Scorpions!) is somehow representative of all the ridiculousness of hard rock’s heyday. You may remember hits like…

Game

Game (he dropped the “The” for his new album) has a new album coming out in August. It might actually be pretty good. I was a) convinced he was quitting rap after his 2008 album, LAX, partially because Game told everyone he would, and b) under the assumption that moribund…

Love/Hate Tuesdays

To paraphrase the almighty Mark Twain, reports of Cherry Lounge’s demise were greatly exaggerated. Sure, you might’ve heard rumors about how the crimson-colored Mill Avenue club was forced to temporarily shut down in late June (necessitated after a minor spat with the Arizona Department of Liquor Licenses and Control). But…