“Scottsdale Creeper” Suspect Beats the Rap

Ben Andrew Fuchs has been acquitted of being the infamous “Scottsdale Creeper,” which means (however you look at it) the guy who was breaking into the apartments of women to watch them sleep is still on the loose. A jury in Maricopa County Superior Court found Fuchs not guilty yesterday of five…

LifeLock’s Fraud-Alert Service Banned Forever in Settlement With Experian

LifeLock, the ethics-bending, Tempe-based firm covered in two 2007 New Times feature articles, has been permanently banned from performing what used to be its most basic service.Under a lawsuit settlement with Experian, a major credit bureau, LifeLock can no longer place a fraud alert on its customers credit bureau accounts…

Joe Arpaio & Lt. Joe Sousa: We Don’t Need No Stinking Badges!

In a mentally-challenged media stunt, made more so by the ravings of Rhode Island redneck Lt. Joe Sousa, Sheriff Joe’s self-described unit commander for human smuggling, MCSO’s 287(g) task force members placed their ICE agent badges in a punch bowl for cameras Thursday. This, so Sheriff Joe and his top…

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State parks officials have devised a plan to aid Arizona’s ailing parks: add $10 to $15 to the cost of car registration. In return, motorists, who could likely opt out of the surcharge, would be able to visit any state park for free. The state has already seen the closure…

Joe Arpaio Battles Isabel Garcia on Anderson Cooper 360

For those who didn’t catch it, here’s the segment from Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN last night, which featured a face-off between Sheriff Joe and Isabel Garcia, Pima County Legal Defender and Co-Chair of the human rights organization Coalición de Derechos Humanos. The mini-debate followed a report by Soledad O’Brien…

New GOP Poll Shows Jan Brewer to be Top Elephant in Governor’s Race

In a seemingly meager attempt to impress, the Vernon Parker Exploratory Committee issued a press release today about some “interesting” new poll results for the 2010 gubernatorial election.Before reading the release, we thought, “Hey, maybe junior’s got a shot.”Then, we read it and were left scratching our heads, wondering why…

UPDATE: Sweat Lodge Leader to Continue Programs

Not even a few deaths can keep “spiritual warrior” James Arthur Ray down. The self-help guru says on his Web site that he plans to continue his work “helping” those seeking whatever snake-oil he happens to be selling at the moment…

Surprise Plea in Rapper Lil’ Wayne’s Gun Case

Rapper Lil’ Wayne for months has been denying charges that he was in possession of an illegal gun back in 2007 in New York City. Well, with the threat of a January trial, “Lil” has changed his tune. Wayne copped a surprise plea deal yesterday that could keep him off of drug- and gun-toting…

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As many as 20 players from the Mesa High football team might be suspended for violating team rules and miss Friday’s game against Phoenix Maryvale. Mesa High principal Jim Souder and football coach Kelley Moore confirmed the suspensions, but neither would discuss what the infraction was…Arizona’s unemployment funds are running…