Illegal Alien Costume Gets Yanked From Store Shelves for Being Offensive

It turns out illegal alien Halloween costumes aren’t even welcome in Arizona — or America for that matter.Two different “illegal alien” Halloween costumes have been yanked off the shelves of retail stores because consumers say they are offensive. As far as we know, the removal of the costumes wasn’t the…

Kevin Tyne Out as Governor Jan Brewer’s Chief of Staff

Kevin Tyne, the governor’s long-time friend and adviser, is leaving his post as her chief of staff to take a job with the Republican Governors Association.That, of course, is how the Governor’s Office is putting it. Another way to say it: Tyne got pushed out…

One Escaped Inmate Found, One More to Go

So a thief and a violent sex-offender escape…   It sounds like a joke, but it’s not. In the past week, two Arizona inmates have gotten away. The good news is that as of Monday afternoon, the thief is back in jail where he belongs. The bad news? The violent…

Inmate Women Sue Joe Arpaio for Violating Their Abortion Rights

Sheriff Joe is sued. Again. Only this time it isn’t on account of abuses of undocumented immigrants; apparently Joe feels like part of his duty as “America’s Toughest Sheriff” is to make it as hard as possible for inmate women to get abortions. Today, inmates will request that a Maricopa County…

Mesa Police: Budget Cuts Letting Drunk Drivers Off the Hook

As always, we would never encourage anyone to drive drunk under any circumstance — especially in this county — but if you do and your drunk route home doesn’t run through Mesa, maybe it should. Mesa Police Sergeant Fabian Cota says budget cuts and processing time in the Mesa Police Department…

Hot Links: Flu Shots, Potato Fire, and $20 Parking for U2

More than 13,000 students in the Glendale Elementary School District will receive free seasonal flu vaccinations from the Maricopa County Department of Public Health. All shots will be administered by November 6, and parents must sign a permission form for their child to get vaccinated…The Potato Fire that broke out…

UPDATE: New Photo of Escaped Sex Offender

Above is a new photo sent to New Times by the Arizona Department of Health Services of the violent sex offender who escaped from the state hospital on Saturday and is currently still on the loose. Jorge Murillo is considered dangerous, and anyone with information as to his whereabouts is…

Stapley Case Down Another Prosecutor; Local Lawyer Bows Out of Thomas’ Dream Team

  You could say prosecutors are dropping like flies at this point: First, Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas tossed the first Stapley case to Yavapai County. Then, after losing that case, the Yavapai prosecutors declined to work on the most recent potential charges against Stapley. Thomas then found the two D.C. lawyers and Phoenix attorney David Eisenberg…

Joe Arpaio’s Racist Rampage, and ICE Honcho John Morton’s Hypocrisy

Embedded video from CNN VideoOn Friday’s Rick Sanchez show on CNN, Immigration and Customs Enforcement head John Morton made it sound like the link between Arpaio and ICE was forever severed — that ICE would no longer have anything to do with Arizona’s corrupt top constable.According to Morton, Arpaio’s sweeps…

UPDATE: Third Person Dies in Sedona Sweat Lodge Fiasco

More than a week after a sweat lodge “spiritual warrior” self-help retreat took the lives of two people, the sweat tent has claimed another victim. A Minnesota woman, 49-year-old Liz Neuman, died Saturday after more than a week in a coma. Authorities say Neuman suffered multiple organ damage before dying…

Arizona Cardinals Soar Over Seahawks in 27-3 Beat-Down

The Seattle Seahawks’ folically challenged quarterback Matt Hasselbeck didn’t stand a chance yesterday. His offense mustered a measly 128 total yards, he completed only 10 of 29 passes, and he was sacked five times throughout the 27-3 Cardinals victory. The big news coming out of Seattle Sunday wasn’t Hasselbeck’s seemingly reserved seat on the…

Hot Links: Inmate Escapes, Food Stamps, and Teen Pimps

An inmate escaped from the State Prison Complex in Florence Sunday morning, after cutting a hole in a fence. Police are still searching for the escapee, Yelson Moreno, 20, a Mexican national who was serving a 30-month sentence for theft…Transportation officials at the Maricopa Association of Governments will vote Wednesday…