Hot Links: Gretzky Gone, Student Stabbed, Explosion Planned

The Maricopa County Attorney’s Office says it won’t prosecute a Peoria couple for taking nude photos of their young daughters in a bathtub because there is “no reasonable likelihood of conviction.” In a case that’s drawn national attention, Lisa and Anthony Demaree lost custody of their children for a month…

ASU to Be Investigated for Possible Animal Cruelty; Yes, PETA’s Responsible

An investigation was launched today by the U.S. Department of Agriculture into possible animal abuse in classrooms at Arizona State University that results from a complaint filed this morning by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.Normally, we tend to take anything from PETA with several grains of salt, but it may…

Phoenix Toddler Crushed to Death After TV Falls on Her

A 3-year-old Phoenix girl died yesterday after she was crushed by a television at her parent’s home.In a press release, Phoenix police say the girl pulled a 27-inch television off of its stand in her home near 64th Avenue and Flower Street. …

“Future Plans” of New Owners Drive “Great One” Out of Desert

The Phoenix Coyotes’ now former-coach, who also happens to be the greatest hockey player in the history of the sport, is attributing his somewhat expected resignation to the “future plans” of potential owners. Wayne Gretzky resigned as the coach of the Phoenix Coyotes this morning, in the midst of an…

Billionaires for Wealthcare: Richard Mellon Scapegoat on Americans for Prosperity

Randall Holmes in character as “Richard Mellon Scapegoat”Arizona Democratic Party activist Randall Holmes has a wit drier than a Durant’s martini. Of all the Billionaires for Wealthcare out there lampooning the hate-Obama wackjob Tea Baggers, his Richard Mellon Scapegoat character is my favorite. Mainly for quips like this: “We’re not for Social…

Fitzgerald Offers Brother to Warner as Lackey Over Twitter Posts

Arizona Cardinals’ wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald is laughing off his brother’s controversial Twitter remarks and has offered the younger Fitzgerald to QB Kurt Warner Sunday as penance for the statements.”He’s going to be taking out the garbage, whatever Kurt wants,” Fitzgerald tells the Associated Press…

Hot Links: Brewer’s “Hell Hole,” Abortion Laws, and K-12 Online

Governor Jan Brewer was caught on camera referring to the State Capitol as a “hell hole.” Brewer made the remark at the Tucson Country Club, while addressing a group of Republicans. Brewer’s office says the remark was not referencing the city of Phoenix, but the budget battle at the Capitol…Federal…

On Garfield Comic Strips and William Barrett Travis

In Garfield strips in the funny pages that appeared earlier this year, Garfield is wearing a sombrero and taking siestas. While cute and all, isn’t the sort of thing that we have been striving to stop? What was Jim Davis thinking? Maybe he needs a refresher course in not making…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, September 24, 2009

AUTISM BARRIER Help them at all costs: It was a heartbreaking story about the Latino kids with autism. I can guess what the reaction to this story from redneck Arizonans will be, though: These kids are sub-human and don’t deserve any help from us. They will say that if there…

Sept. 23 In Blogs: Pearl Jam, Tommy V’s, and Meth

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Up on the Sun: Pearl Jam Finally Defeats The Music Industry (You’re Still Screwed) Creed Tickets Now…