ASU Offers Classes for Businesses Looking to Use Stimulus Funds; Level of Scrutiny by Feds to be “Unprecedented”

Federal handouts come with long, twisted regulatory strings attached. Now, thanks to a series of new Arizona State University classes, stimulus-grabbing businesses can prepare for the bureaucratic onslaught.The classes are being offered by a side-gig of the ASU’s Ira A. Fulton’s School of Engineering called the Alliance for Construction Excellence,…

Hot Links: Coyotes, Dogs in Heat, and Dead Sharks in the Road

A Maricopa County Superior Court judge ruled that the city of Glendale must reveal records by Friday that show what incentives it’s offering to a new owner of the Phoenix Coyotes ice-hockey team. Among the potential team buyers are Chicago White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf, and Daryl Jones of Research Edge…

Max Dunlap, Mastermind of 1976 Don Bolles Car Bombing, Dies in Prison

  Max Dunlap, who was convicted in 1993 of masterminding the 1976 fatal carbombing of Arizona Republic reporter Don Bolles, died in prison today at the age of 80. Dunlap, a jury concluded, ordered the attack on Bolles. Dunlap always asserted his innocence, and the Republic story linked above notes…

The Marijuana Militia’s Been Activated to Bring Medicinal Dope to Arizona

  In the 1997 Quentin Tarantino film Jackie Brown, Robert DeNiro’s character walks into an apartment and finds Bridget Fonda’s flakey blonde character watching television with bong in  hand. He says to her: “You know that shit will kill your ambition.” She replies: “Not if your ambition is to get stoned and watch TV” Here…

Arizona DPS Says It Seizes Dope Worth More Than $2 Million

  James King Governor, DPS Director Roger Vanderpool, and a whole lotta drugs. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer acted surprised Tuesday afternoon when she saw what was said to be more than $2 million worth of heroin, cocaine, and marijuana seized in a single bust by the Arizona Department of Public…

Sonoran Alliance Blog and Readers Strike Critical Note on SCA Contribution

We asked for comment, we got comment — from the Sonoran Alliance blog, anyhow. Turns out Shane Wikfors (pictured), who runs the blog, considers church-mate Dan Saban a friend. Who knew? Wikfors slams the infamous attack ad on Saban as “disgusting.” And although the blog’s only unmasked cowboy (there’s also one unmasked cowgirl) doesn’t…

Complaint Against Mesa Assistant Police Chief Looks Like Retaliation

A cop who filed a complaint against Mesa Police Assistant Chief Mike Denney (pictured) last year apparently has a grudge to bear. Still, it’s hard to tell how deep the bad blood runs between Denney, named as a possible successor to departing George Gascon, and police Commander Fred Ruhland. When…

International Movement Against Iran Comes to the Desert

  Bored with the outrage that our own government has offered in recent months, Greater Phoenix is going global and will be one of 50 sites across the planet that will protest the controversial elections in Iran last month. The hoopla stems from the June 12th election of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and allegations that he stole…

Hot Links: Monsoons, ADOT’s Outsourced PR, and ‘Racinos’

The monsoons have finally arrived in the Valley. After a series of thunderstorms Monday night, the city saw more storms early this morning. Although temperatures in the Valley are expected to be around 108 the next several days, the Weather Service says the chance for thunderstorms will continue into next…

Neo-Nazi Vandals Graffiti the ‘Hood of Their Hero, Sheriff Joe Arpaio

Fox 10 journo Sarah Acevedo filed a report Sunday night on the more than dozen cars hit with juvenile, neo-Nazi graffiti in Fountain Hills over the weekend. The crude swastikas, male genitalia and w.p.’s for “white power,” reminded me of the ransacked aftermath in Orlando Diaz’s house in north Phoenix, which I wrote about…

July 20 In Blogs: Napolitano, Cronkite, McCain, and Pitchfork

In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Feathered Bastard: Janet Napolitano Blasted as “Law and Order Extremist” by 287(g) Expert Aarti Shahani Up on…

McCain Getting Credit for New “Earmark” Definition in Dictionary

Arizona Senator John McCain is getting credit from Merriam-Webster Inc. for the company’s inclusion of a new definition of “earmark” in the dictionary. The company recently added about 100 words to its dictionary, including “sock puppet,” “staycation,” and “zip line.” Arizona may have missed out on some of its own…