Hot Links: Cardinals, Coyotes, and Cabaret Shootings

Following the NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals have released three players: running back Edgerrin James, cornerback Rod Hood, and linebacker Travis LaBoy…Arizona Representative Robert Meza has resigned from the board of Chicanos por la Causa to focus on creating a nonprofit organization for educational assistance. Meza had been a financial…

April 28 In Blogs: Swine Flu, Wolverine, Geisha A Go Go and More

We understand that in the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. Worry not! We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Valley Fever: Scottsdale Community College Journalism Director Declares Victory in Student Newspaper…

Maricopa County Supervisor Again Invites County Attorney to Call Him

Another day, another diss. The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors can’t seem to communicate with the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office. In a letter to County Attorney Andrew Thomas (see below), Max Wilson, the chairman of the board, repeats his earlier offer to have Thomas call him to discuss mediation of…

Swine Flu Arizona — Nothing Yet Reported in State or Sonora, Mexico

The swine flu situation in Arizona hasn’t changed much since yesterday’s post, except for a stockpiling of antiviral medications.Officials are telling Tucson media that Arizona still hasn’t reported any cases, and neither has the Mexican state that borders us, Sonora. Nobody’s been detained at the international border. Governor Jan Brewer…

Sheriff Clarence Dupnik’s Modest Proposal on Immigrant Children

Where the right-wing meets the sick and surreal. That’s my succinct definition of Arizona. Every day in this state, one’s faith in humanity is challenged when it comes to the subject of immigration. I half expect to awake each morn and find Russell Pearce’s recipe for parboiled immigrant infant in…

Hot Links: Wet ‘n’ Wild, PETA, and Gamma Ray Bursts

The largest water park in the state, Wet ‘n’ Wild Phoenix, is scheduled to open in mid-June. The $30 million, 35-acre park includes 30 slides and a coaster called Maximum Velocity. The park replaces the WaterWorld Safari park in north Phoenix…In Tucson, Reina Irene Gonzales was sentenced to two 22-year…

“Wolverine” Bootlegging Nets Charges by Maricopa County Attorney

Stating cheesily that, “Wolverine wouldn’t stand for bootlegged copies of his new movie and neither do we,” Maricopa County Andrew Thomas announced several recent digital piracy prosecutions involving the upcoming movie. That’s actually the funniest damned thing we’ve ever read from Thomas, who’s usually all prim and proper. He must…

Arizona Place Names Subject of Downtown Phoenix Talk by Writer

  Pumpkinville was a small town in the desert, misnamed for local buffalo gourds that grew in the area. Then a local Englishman, drunk on “red-eye whiskey,” invented a new name that better described the community being built on top of long-abandoned Indian dwellings: Phoenix. The tale of P-town’s christening’s just one…

White Supremacist Suspected of Stabbing Black Man Denies Accusation

Channel 10 news (KSAZ-TV) aired a jailhouse interview last week with Chad Kerns, the tattooed white supremacist accused of stabbing a black man at a Walgreen’s store. Without ever getting too specific, Kerns says he was at the scene of the crime with other suspects but didn’t assault anyone. Kerns,…

“Dangerous Felon” Caught by DPS Without Much Trouble

  State troopers last week caught up to a local ex-con wanted for alleged weapons violations who had eluded capture on April 13. Angel Valenzuela had vowed to shoot at anyone trying to take him back to prison, but it didn’t turn out that way. Detectives with the Arizona Department of Public Safety figured out…

Swine Flu Causes US Airways and American to Relax Ticket-Change Policies

US Airways announced today it will relax ticketing policies for passengers scheduled this week to fly to, from, or through a slew of cities in Mexico. The Wall Street Journal reports this morning that American Airlines is making a similar move. The Phoenix-based airline’s Web site says passengers scheduled for…