The Dirty Truth about “Clean” Elections

Last summer, Margarite Dale went on a spending spree. The 44-year-old Glendale mom bought two computers — a monitor, desktop, and laptop, plus a full set of software for both. Total cost: $2,409. And she didn’t stop there. In just a few weeks’ time, Dale also purchased a $709 camera…

Things Are Clearing Up at The Japanese Friendship Garden

If you’ve been to the Ro Ho En Japanese Friendship Garden lately you may have noticed how green it is. No, we’re not talking about the vegetation. We’re referring to the water in the koi pond. Japanese gardens, even those in Japan, are man-made spaces dependent on delicate water filtration…

Governor 2010: Anti-Brewer Conservatives are First to File

Three people have signed up to run for governor in next year’s election, including two conservatives who say they’re in the race specifically to counter Jan Brewer’s tax-increase proposal. Brewer, who fell into the governor’s chair when Janet Napolitano eloped with President Obama, has yet to file paperwork for the…

KTAR Pulls Stunt on Audience; Speed Camera Story Fake

Local radio station KTAR (92.3 FM) is giving New Times some competition in the joke article department, telling its audience today that Phoenix is getting 350 federally funded speed cameras. The online article ran with this hilarious map — which alone should have been a dead giveaway for readers. The…

House Judiciary’s Witness List for Thursday’s 287(g) Hearing

I just received the witness list for Thursday’s 287(g) hearing from New York Congressman Jerrold Nadler’s office. At this point, it’s highly unlikely that the Republicans will try to call Sheriff Joe Arpaio because the Dems are running the show, and Arpaio would be walking into a hostile environment.As previously…

Chewie Stays on Attack, Opens Full Blasters on HighGround Lobbyist Chuck Coughlin

Chuck Coughlin, the Republican heavyweight lobbyist of the HighGround PR firm, is a liberal-leaning, tax-supporting, poll-twisting propagandist — says the anonymous “Chewie” today on the right-wing blog Sonoran Alliance.The pachyderm rumble we’ve been covering is still rolling along, to our amusement, with the unnamed writer or group of writers at…

Obama on Noggin Channel for Kids is No April Fool’s Day Joke

Cable’s Nickelodeon Channel suddenly turned political before last year’s election, and its spin-off channel for pre-schoolers, Noggin, featured Obama spots for Black History Month.But now it’s April, and blatant Obama propaganda is still being run on Noggin, as we saw this morning. Here are the words to the short cartoon…

Hot Links: Speeding Cameras, Pot Truckin’, and the CIA

After already cutting budgets by $32.6 million, the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors voted to cut the county budget by another $28.7 million. Programs that will be eliminated include night courts and a youth intervention program…Mesa Mayor Scott Smith says the Chicago Cubs’ demand for better spring training facilities will…

SCA Name Mystery Solved? Sheriff’s Office Director Owns Similar Domain Name

In trying to escape a $315,000 fine at an appeal hearing today, Captain Joel Fox (pictured) denied just about everything related to the political donation he made on behalf of the mysterious “SCA.” Fox even denied that “SCA” stands for “Sheriff’s Command Association,” even though the abbreviation had been spelled out that way numerous times in…

Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Fall Guy Refuses to Name Bank Holding SCA Funny Money

  Maricopa County Sheriff’s Captain Joel Fox, still the only person to date who’s been linked to a mysterious $105,000 donation to the Arizona Republican Party, took the stand today in front of Administrative Law Judge Thomas Shedden — but instead of resolving the issue, Fox’s testimony only added further confusion to the already…

Arizona Trail Receives “National Scenic Trail” Designation From Feds

  Congress and President Obama have given “National Scenic Trail” Designation to the 807-mile Arizona Trail, bestowing extra protection and attention on the 21-year-old route. For local residents, this is just one more reminder that the trail awaits your bootprints. On cool spring days, few things sound better than an…

Pistachio Growers in Arizona Bracing for Impact of Salmonella Warning

  Arizona pistachio farmers are hoping the government soon lifts a blanket warning against eating the nuts, which was issued after a California batch tested positive for salmonella. So far, there’s no indication the illness-causing bacteria infects any Arizona products, but the FDA wants people to avoid anything containing pistachios until further notice…

Gambling Department Director Named by Governor Jan Brewer: Mark Brnovich, Legal Scholar

Legal scholar, activist, prosecutor and private prison official Mark Brnovich has been appointed director of the Arizona Department of Gaming. Scammers pay heed: This over-achieving barrister is just coming off a stint in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Arizona as a specialist in prosecuting gambling-related crimes. Followers of private-property-rights issues may…