On the True Meaning of the Word Pinche

Dear Readers: Before we move on to your spicy preguntas, a bit of housecleaning. Primeramente, gracias to all the Know-Nothings who responded to my 100-word-essay challenge asking them to justify loving legal Mexicans but not the illegal ones; I will publish the best entries in the Mexican’s April Fool’s edición…

Prosecutor Calls Doug Grant “Black Angel of Death” in Closing Argument

Closing arguments started Tuesday in the closely watched trial of former Phoenix Suns nutritionist Doug Grant, and prosecutor Juan Martinez immediately went for the defendant’s throat — proverbially, of course. We’ll be writing a postmortem about this remarkably weird trial when (and if) the jury returns its verdict, which could be…

Mickey Mouse Calls Doom Phoenix Suns in Magic Kingdom Last Night

It was billed as a battle of Supermen — old-school man of steel Shaquille O’Neal versus youngblood Dwight Howard — but the key players in last night’s Suns/Magic game in Orlando turned out to be a bunch of zebra-shirted mental midgets who whistled way too much while they worked. While we hate to…

Hot Links: Celebrity City, MCSO Pay Raises, and Clone Babies

Former Phoenix Mayor Paul Johnson is proposing the development of an entertainment complex on 22 acres surrounding Celebrity Theatre, saying it would emulate nightlife hot spots in other cities, such as Sunset Strip in L.A….Among the barrage of boo-hoos Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio laid out in his memos to…

New York Times, Huffington Post Weigh in on Anti-Arpaio March

Proving once more that the anti-Arpaio march that went down this weekend in Phoenix has, um, legs, both the Huffington Post and the New York Times editorial board have put their respective two cents in on the Zack de la Rocha-led anti-Arpaio protest. The Huffington Post had a two-woman film crew on…

Phoenix FBI Office Gets Experienced New Boss, Nathan Gray

Nathan Gray, a veteran lawman with experience in counter-terrorism and big-time drug smuggling, has been selected to head up the FBI’s Phoenix office. The FBI didn’t put out a picture of Gray, but posted a bio of him today on its Web site. Gray previously worked here in 2002 as…