How Much Garbage Time Can We Stand? Phoenix Suns Get Blown Out by Philly

We knew to expect the worst when Suns broadcasters harped from the beginning of the game that the team got into Philadelphia at past 2 a.m. Monday after their victory over the  Pistons in Detroit Sunday night You know, the old back-to-back road games bugaboo. And when they mentioned that the 76ers were “well rested” after…

Feb. 9 In Blogs: McCain, Joe Arpaio, Fruit Leather And More

We understand that in the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. Worry not! We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Valley Fever: Stop The Presses! There’s Slipshod Reporting in Mormon Murder Case…

Maricopa County Supervisors Slam County Attorney Aide Over Andrew Thomas No-Show; Arpaio’s Inmate Segregation at Issue

Call it an unexcused absence. Maricopa County Andrew Thomas skipped a county Board of Supervisors meeting on Monday despite having been pointedly — and publicly — asked to show up and give advice on Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s plan to segregate illegal immigrant jail inmates. The diss of the supervisors by Thomas served only to ramp up the public…

Stop The Presses! There’s Slipshod Reporting in Mormon Murder Case

Reasonable minds may differ on whether Doug Grant’s guilty of killing his wife, Faylene, by drugging and drowning her at the couple’s Gilbert home back in September 2001. It’s an understatement to call this case complex and odd. I mean, the county Medical Examiner couldn’t even call it homicide (the…

Feb. 6 In Blogs Light Rail, Lisa Sette, Beer and More

We understand that in the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. Worry not! We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries:Valley Fever: Phoenix Light Rail Commute: Drawbacks Make it a Tough Choice for…

Cops Seek Suspect in Teasers Strip Club Parking Lot Shooting

Teasers strip club at Grand Avenue and U.S. 60, according to its Web site, is like a neighborhood bar, kind of like Cheers but with lots of tits. That is, it’s a real friendly place — except when some dirtbag comes in with a gun and ends up murdering one of the…

Janet Napolitano as Supreme Court Justice? Puh-leeeeeze

Literally, it’s the most inane piece of twaddle I’ve read since the days when erstwhile pop star Jewel penned poetry. I’m talkin’ about O.J. Simpson-expert and CNN talking head Jeffrey Toobin’s suggestion in a post for The New Yorker online that ex-Arizona guv and DHS honch-ess Janet Napolitano would be…