Dropping like a hot rock: Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s numbers go further south; Terry Goddard whips Candy Thomas’ keister in test election.

Despite today’s analysis from Arizona Republic reporter Yvonne Wingett that “Arpaio is still a rock star as far as politicians go,” a new Rocky Mountain Poll shows that Sheriff Joe’s numbers have slipped even further than a Cronkite-Eight Poll from last month revealed. Released just before Thanksgiving, the Cronkite-Eight Poll…

Who Moved My Queso Amarillo?

I was born in beautiful El Paso, and my parents are from Juaritos. I always wondered why Mexican restaurants en los Estados Unidos use queso amarillo — which I associate with los Estados Unidos — on their food instead of queso asadero or queso Oaxaca, both of which taste so…

Poetry, Slammed

Poetry in the Park was that rare program that kept people coming for 17 years. Every fourth Tuesday, they’d show at the Encanto Park clubhouse for open mic nights, poetry readings, and even the occasional musician or dance troupe. There was never a fee, never a need to RSVP, never…

Letters From the Issue of Thursday, December 6, 2007

BRING DOWN THE CLOWNS Another who won’t vote for Joe: I have to start out this letter by saying, way to go! You are what we need at this time to bring down Sheriff Joke and his clowns. Thank you, and please keep up the good work (“Enemies List,” Sarah…

Kentucky-Fried Joe

You know it’s bad when Nickel Bag Joe doesn’t sell out in Sun City West. Yep, The Bird made the trek to the mythical land of geezers on golf carts to attend the Joe Arpaio Roast put on by local Republicans, and was surprised to see only about 400 or…

Siege Mentality

Ruth McGregor, chief justice of the Arizona Supreme Court, says politicians and special interest groups are attacking the independence of the judiciary like never before. “What just happened with those judges in Pakistan may seem distant from our experience,” she tells New Times, “but it speaks to what a free…

Power Play

Maricopa County law enforcement violated the constitutional rights of this newspaper and its readers in October, going so far as to subpoena the identities of anyone who’d looked at New Times online in the past four years. When the paper’s leaders revealed the apparent grand jury probe on our cover,…

The impending bloody Christmas at Pruitt’s.

These children could be killed in the crossfire… White supremacist Damon Ashenfelter (third from left), one of the several extremists present on Saturday. The sign held by the first man on the left is a vicious, racist lie. Will blood flow through the parking lot of Pruitt’s Furniture this Christmas…

Meet the Padres

With a scant four weeks before I cram my mochila with a few clothes for me and a horde of presents (read: bribes) for my future cuñadas, sobrinas, y mi mera suegra, I found myself terror-stricken tonight as mi novio and I watched a home video of his family doing…

Extraordinary Contempt

Judge Anna Baca delivered her stern rebuke in genteel tones. She described the abuses of the grand jury process committed by since-“fired” Special Prosecutor Dennis Wilenchik in his investigation of New Times as threatening to the average citizen. “It’s a serious situation in terms of the protection I believe the…

Letters From the Issue of Thursday, November 29, 2007

MAN OF THE PEOPLE? Elias responds: Thank you! Your article does shine light into my life. I am a man who has fallen many times, and I am determined to get up [just] as many (“The Bermudez Triangle,” Megan Irwin, November 15). You are not a good judge of character,…

Enemies List

Unless you live under a rock, you know Sheriff Joe Arpaio: He’s the aging lawman with a doughy face you see on TV, delivering sound bites about being “America’s toughest sheriff.” The one who relishes publicity. And it’s not just about being on TV, although anyone who’s met Joe Arpaio…

Jokes you won’t hear at the Joe Arpaio roast…

If you ask me, Joe likes playing with puppies a little too much… This canine is older and wiser… By now, most folks have surely heard of the Joe Arpaio roast local Republicans are holding in Sun City at the Maricopa County Events Center. Sun City! Everyone there’s gonna look…

Disorderly conduct charge, er, reappears against Ray Stern; Disagreements officially verboten in Michele Iafrate’s offices by order of the Selective Enforcement Unit!

Ever see a lawyer who doesn’t like to argue? Well, now you have, Michele Iafrate, the alleged legal beagle whose complaint re: Ray Stern got him cited for “disorderly conduct.” Since the posting of my Monday blog item, “The new Nick Tarr? Reporter Ray Stern’s disorderly conduct charge mysteriously disappears…,”…