It’s barely noon on a Tuesday, and Bob Judd is wearing lipstick. And a sarong. That might seem awfully dressy for a guy who works at home, but it makes sense when you learn that Judd is the Web master (actually, he prefers the title “misteress”) for www.thecockettes.org, an official…
Phoenix is at a crossroads in its history. No major city in the country has such an unprecedented opportunity to boldly create a 21st-century urban landscape that capitalizes on the revolutionary technology driving the modern economy while embracing its own unique geographic character. It is the merger of both place…
Prêt-à-Porter Ranch It’s a sausage fest in Old Town Scottsdale on this Thursday night. And the J-grrl and I are at Martini Ranch, beholding a sea of horny, white and mostly male faces. I haven’t seen this many ofays since the last time the Boston Celtics won the NBA championship…
Downtown Buzz Quibbles and bits: I enjoyed your review titled “Finding Nemo” (Stephen Lemons, September 9), and not for the reasons you might suspect. I’m a total foodie and an avid believer in downtown Phoenix and its forthcoming renaissance. Believe it or not, it’s coming. As an aside, I do…
“NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!” — John “Bluto” Blutarsky, National Lampoon’s Animal House, 1978 Bluto doesn’t live here anymore. And that goes for Otter, D-Day and Flounder, too. In fact, they aren’t even welcome in these…
These days, few students at Gateway Community College at 40th Street and Van Buren are aware of the horrible events that happened at the site more than 13 years ago. On a chilly March evening in 1991, 72-year-old John Lee Sr. and his 50-year-old daughter, Ginger, were tending to their…
drinking problem A public service: Finally, somebody had the nerve to say it! People at .08 ain’t the problem (“How to Drink and Drive and Get Away With It,” Bruce Rushton, September 2). I’ve always believed that this is just a ploy for the legal system — be it the…
Nine days after September 11, 2001, a guy named Joe Deihl from Paradise Valley started a company called Regency Medical Research, Ltd. Within months, Regency had an amazing new product on the market. It was KI-Spray, a small bottle of potassium iodide that users could spray in their mouths when…
If you’ve ever stood in line waiting to pass through security at downtown Phoenix’s county courthouse, you’ve surely uttered a word or two that qualifies as obscene. It’s not that the folks manning the metal detectors and rubbing their magic wand over your body aren’t polite. But the lines –…
With the J-grrl back in the saddle this week after her brief leave of absence (though whose saddle, I’ll never tell), I decide to let the lezzie Eva Longoria pick our party-place du jour. Three guesses where the Jettster wants to lick her lips and twist her hips? The new…
Dancing With the Devil Skinheads, freaks and biker chicks: I just wanted to write in and express my love for your Inferno column. The one on the Palo Verde in Tempe (“Motley Crew,” Stephen Lemons, August 26) was very interesting. Skinheads, bikers and all kinds of freaks in one location…
The canonization of Jerry Colangelo as the savior of Phoenix will continue this week as the local media stumble over themselves to heap accolades on him as he’s inducted September 10 into the Basketball Hall of Fame. Be prepared for full-page spreads in the Valley’s two major daily newspapers extolling…
“JSB is here! Jason just saw him in the parking lot!” In the toy-castle-styled arcade building just east of the water park at Mesa’s sprawling Golfland-Sunsplash amusement center, the news is passed above the din of blaring video games and hollering teens as if the words themselves were a stage-diving…
It’s a fine Tuesday night in the Zona, and Saddam Hussein’s chrome-dome, um, brother-in-law Sheik Samir Hussein is getting his ass beat down by a big-assed Catholic priest in a dog collar known as Father Punishment. The shirtless Sheik had come into the rasslin’ ring at The Sets in Tempe,…
DOUBTING THOMAS Balls to the wall: Your article (“Dangerous Mind,” Paul Rubin, August 26) was very direct, very clear and extremely informative, and I am now a lot more interested in voting. This [Andy Thomas for County Attorney story] is more horrifying news about Arizona politics, but it had to…
Cherry lollipop? Check. Eye patch? Check. Bandage on knee? Check. Loaf of bread open on the passenger seat, next to a half-empty bottle of Scope? Check. Bag of groceries with disposable diapers on top? Check. Driver’s license, registration and proof of insurance within easy reach? Check. Cell phone turned off…
Voters have a golden opportunity to throw 72-year-old Sheriff Joe Arpaio out of office in the September 7 Republican primary — an election that Independents can participate in simply by requesting a Republican ballot. This is far from a meaningless primary. Outlaw Joe is much more vulnerable in the primary…
Next time you head downtown for the First Friday artwalk, don’t be surprised to wait in line to see the art, particularly on Roosevelt Street between Central Avenue and Sixth Street. Even if you easily make it through the door at a gallery, you’ll have to literally rub shoulders with…
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout: The Zona finally starts jackin’ its game up to the minimum of what’s expected from 21st-century party people by extending the drink curfew until 2 a.m. It’s like the end of friggin’ Prohibition, yo! Granted, it’s not like Gotham where you can slam back…
Political Leanings Far from ideal: I have no doubt that Rick Murphy is a man of personal integrity. However, he is still far from ideal for representing Arizona (“Jesus Wouldn’t Do That,” Michael Lacey, August 12). He and Trent Franks are two peas in a pod, and their paternalistic social…
From the street, Tempe’s Palo Verde Lounge looks like the sort of janky, pale brick building that might house a meth lab, a massage parlor, or a drop spot where the mob boys stash shipments of disco doughnuts. The only outward signs of drink-slingin’ taking place are a neon Bud…
Public support for Outlaw Joe is eroding at an astonishing rate as the September 7 Republican primary nears, with more evidence surfacing that Arpaio profited by offering cushy jail space to the wealthy and powerful. The new Jailgate developments come as an independent survey released last week by the Rocky…
