Mark Hites felt like he didn’t have a moment to spare last summer. Hites, a 35-year-old double-duty employee of the adult nightclub Dream Palace, was bombarded with more daily stress than he could handle. His wife, Jennifer, was pregnant, and he fretted about his ability to put food on the…
More than halfway through what he hoped would be a long career in the military, an Arizona Air National Guard member we’ll call Joe is struggling to decide whether to take a mandatory shot he believes could endanger his health. The Pentagon says Joe and the other 2.4 million members…
In 1994, a drifter named Scott Gilbert married Bob Hartle’s ailing mother. Gilbert took out a mortgage on his new wife’s home, emptied her bank accounts, ran up her credit cards and bankrupted her. Then he got a driver’s license in Hartle’s name and moved into Hartle’s good credit. Posing…
May Day Last week the Flash had some fun with state Representative Richard Kyle, when he, of all people, introduced an ethics bill for legislators. Kyle, R-World’s Largest Cul-De-Sac, is best known for getting into trouble; he allegedly sexually harassed two female pages and brazenly spent some of his campaign…
Lapre de Corps I just read your article on Don Lapre (“Don Wan,” Leigh Farr, January 13). I am married to one of his former employees, who has not been paid the $2,000-plus she is owed by Mr. Lapre. Therefore, it makes me sick to read about his spending a…
A scant three weeks before Arizona’s GOP presidential primary, I wonder whatever happened to Steve Forbes. You remember Forbes — nerdy rich guy, looks sort of like Bruce Babbitt but with chipmunk cheeks and glasses. Fresh on the scene with his flat tax and plain talk, he captured the hearts,…
CITIZENS OF THE VALLEY: This is a code-red Mullet alert. In recent months, there has been a drastic increase in the number of confirmed Mullet sightings in Phoenix and surrounding cities. Estimates indicate we are rapidly approaching the crisis threshold of one Mullet Cut per hundred hair styles. Simultaneous outbreaks…
Ever since it sprouted up from a west-side cotton field about 50 years ago, Grand Canyon University has been a Southern Baptist school. Located at 3300 West Camelback, the institution now has 3,100 students and is best known for its nursing school. GCU has always touted its affiliation with its…
Go to your toaster. Look at it. Pet it. Is it doing okay? Does it want an upgrade? Is it toasting perfectly, just the way you like it? Does it love you? If it seems unnatural to be so intimate with a household appliance, you might not be ready for…
Snooze, You Lose Four months after New Times documented chaotic conditions in East Phoenix No. 1 Justice Court, Judge John M. Carpenter has taken a medical leave of absence. “I feel this leave is in the best interest of the public and myself to clear up any concerns about my…
Strolling the paved shores of Tempe Town Lake, I notice the water has changed in color since my last visit — from antifreeze green to a sort of espresso-sludge brown. I stop amid a troupe of snowbird cyclists to watch a city employee methodically scoop garbage from the water with…
Maricopa County sheriff’s deputy Roy Cook stepped into Judge Donald Daughton’s courtroom on the morning of January 11 and surveyed the scene. Two middle-aged people sat at respective tables facing the judge. Cook was there because Daughton — who presides over the Superior Court’s Probate and Mental Health Department –…
Anyone rooting for the underdog on October 27, 1999, was treated to a particularly wretched lesson in public humiliation. The last game of the World Series found the New York Yankees once again making pennant purée out of the Atlanta Braves. The game itself wasn’t any more ignoble than the…
Phoenix city officials appear to have improperly spent $527,000 in mid-December to pay vendors and entertainers threatening to cancel their appearances at a downtown New Year’s Eve celebration, records obtained by New Times show. On December 17, Phoenix finance director Kevin Keogh ordered his staff to deposit a half-million-dollar check…
More than two years after hauling away construction debris from the site of the new Harkins 11 Luxury Theatres in Flagstaff, Barb and Tom Vlahopoulos are still waiting to be paid by the Scottsdale theater chain. The original bill? Around $7,000. Barb Vlahopoulos has taken her case to the media,…
Ken Krusensterna knew he was in trouble the moment he knocked on the front door of Gabriela Leyva’s house and it swung open from his touch. She had told him many times that she kept the door and the gate locked because she lived alone. It was 8:30 at night,…
Marital Law Political consultant Jason Rose started off 2000 with a bang by proposing to zoning attorney Jordan Rich at the stroke of midnight. The question got popped at John Teets’ tony little fete in the ballroom of the Phoenician. Rose and Rich are a match made in media heaven,…
Doppelgang Bang Last week’s Flash item on the Millennial Arizona Republic’s redesign prompted a swift and indignant response from daily newspaper executives — at the East Valley Tribune. That Flash morsel contained a parenthetical reference to the Trib’s own redesign, which is uncanny in its resemblance to the Republic’s. Or…
It was a sublime slice of time, made of a machine gun, a new dawn, and two shots of Cuervo gold. It happened on the First. You know the mantra: Day. Month. Year. Century. Millennium. It was early in the morning, still dark, and I was standing on the sea-sprayed…
Still searching for more morbid info on dead rock stars? Consult these Web sites: www.rockobits.com This site contains all the names and causes of death found in the encyclopedia, which makes for handy quick reference until you buy the book. www.cybercomm.nl/~keeslely/rdl/rlist.html One of those ridiculous sites that seeks to honor…
Seated at a booth in an upscale Phoenix eatery, TV pitchman Don Lapre is arranging packets of Equal on the table to demonstrate a new wealth-building company hes preparing to launch. Each packet of the sugar substitute is a stock market share, and Lapre a boyish 35-year-old wearing jeans and…
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE 9s TURNED TO 0s? Former governor Ev Mecham told us he was “spending a quiet evening at home.” Rose Mofford, Mecham’s successor, hung up on us. Onetime glitter-rock night owl Angela Bowie slept through the whole thing. And in Tempe, the Suicide Hotline was reportedly…
