From Ritz to Writs

I know that you, the reading, voting, taxpaying public, have many questions regarding the fate of our fallen governor, J. Fife Symington III. Some of these questions are profound. Others are profane. As a public service, I will employ the handy Arizona Republic-style Q and A format to address a…

MisJudged

The message from the president was not memorable, an obligatory platitude on the occasion of the judge’s retirement, a well-deserved thanks for 36 years of service to his country, but it brought tears to the old man’s eyes. “I have a tendency to cry on certain occasions,” the judge said…

In the Belly of the Beast

Six East Lounge. “The Beast.” People in Tempe have called it that since the late ’70s, when it was still a biker bar. Today, it’s easy to see–and smell–why the nickname stuck. When you walk in, rancid piss and cleaning chemicals mingle with whiskey, smoke and a musty, old-house smell…

Just Mild About Berry

On August 14, chief United States Bankruptcy Judge George Nielsen Jr. issued a stern order against Valley document-preparation king Dick Berry: “Richard S. Berry shall pay . . . $172,103 within ten days. This amount represents the fees received in Chapter 13 cases in violation of this court’s order entered…

Marian Theology–Phoenix Style

His Holiness Pope John Paul II is expected soon to plumb deep into his papal infallibility. Some four million Roman Catholics–many of whom are Europeans and are inspired by recent sightings of the Blessed Virgin in places like Bosnia-Herzegovina–are lobbying John Paul to proclaim that the Virgin Mary is “Co-Redemptrix,…

Absence of Palace

This column is about the death of a 36-year-old woman, white, divorced, with two kids and no financial problems but plenty of emotional ones. She was also a member of the British Royal Family, and so it’s necessary to define my own vantage point. I am 31 years old. I’ve…

Letters

Hit and Miss Barry Graham’s straight-from-the-hip commentary on the Mary Rose Wilcox shooting (“Assailing,” August 21) came close to a bull’s eye. However, I think he misses center by attributing the random violence of “wackos” mainly to feelings of political powerlessness. Although these social dysfunctionaries do “reflect the society they…

Board Games

The governing board of the Maricopa County Regional School District convenes monthly. A quorum call is never necessary. And no one ever takes attendance. The Maricopa County Regional School District Governing Board has only one member: Maricopa County Superintendent of Schools Sandra Dowling. The Maricopa County Regional School District is…

AHCCCS to Grind

Federal officials investigating the Arizona Health Care Cost Containment System are questioning billions of dollars in payments and the eligibility of thousands of clients in the system. The federal inquiry into the state Medicaid agency has mushroomed into a massive probe since questions were first raised about the agency two…

Flashes

Anchor Steamy, the Sequel Here’s a hot VCR alert for all you Jineane Ford fans out there. Just weeks after The Flash printed revealing shots of the Channel 12 anchor as she appeared in the 1983 drive-in flick Chattanooga Choo Choo, rival station KPHO Channel 5 will air the movie…

Juror Furor

John Dowd, Governor J. Fife Symington III’s lead defense attorney, long ago mastered the art of media manipulation. His strategy is simple: Intimidate reporters who challenge him; reward those who go along. Although his skills were evident last week, legal experts say the media firestorm Dowd stoked in the aftermath…

Letters

Open Season I want to thank Barry Graham for saying in his column “Assailing” (August 21) what, I know now, I wasn’t the only one thinking. When I saw on the TV news that Maricopa County Supervisor Mary Rose Wilcox had been shot in the buttock by a man angry…

Blind Ambition

When is news not news? When you don’t get it from the Arizona Republic. Last week, through the wonders of modern media, Arizona was transfixed by Juror 161, a 74-year-old woman named Mary Jane Cotey. Cotey’s 15-minute fame meter hummed into action as she was excused from service in Governor…

Citizen Celeste

One of the hippest magazines in Britain is The Big Issue. It mixes news features with coverage of sport and the arts, and reviews of local events. It has different editions in the capital cities of England and Scotland. But you can’t buy it in any store or newsstand. If…

Spinning Westech

James Warne III called a press conference earlier this month to whine about his company, Westech, once again. Warne told reporters about the injustices done to his family business by the Arizona Department of Health Services. A fourth-generation Arizonan, Warne is the former president of the now-defunct Westech Laboratories Inc.,…

Desperado, Esq.

Veteran prosecutor Randy Wakefield greeted a supervisor in his office on the morning of June 4. It wasn’t unusual for Jim Blake, the Maricopa County Attorney’s criminal division chief, to exchange a few friendly words with Wakefield. The pair had worked in the same shop for more than a decade…

St. Peter Principle

It was Sunday, and God’s chosen representative to a few square miles of west Phoenix was about to address his new flock for the first time. Longtime parishioners of St. Jerome Catholic Church remember that 1993 morning well. It wasn’t every day that the diocese sent them a new pastor,…

Flashes

He’s Not Just a Member … Arizona millionaires aren’t known for breaking ranks over social issues. In fact, if they have pet causes, they’re usually self-serving. Golf-course and movie-theater preservation come to mind. Into this staid company marches John Sperling, who has made the burning issue of marijuana legalization his…

Juror Excused

Governor J. Fife Symington III’s criminal trial took a bizarre turn Tuesday, August 19, when U.S. District Court Judge Roger B. Strand dismissed a 72-year-old woman from the jury, which had been deliberating for more than seven days. Strand thanked the juror for her 13 weeks of service and said…

Letters

Scoop Goat I’m a former TV news reporter who is now a teacher. I’ve worked with a high school newspaper staff. As a reporter, I did several stories about student journalists being “denied” their First Amendment rights (“Extra Censory,” A. Tacuma Roeback, August 7). And there’s no question that some…

Assailing

Getting shot is a great career move for a politician. Especially if the shooting isn’t fatal. As Maricopa County Supervisor Mary Rose Wilcox lay in her hospital bed after being shot last Wednesday, her pain must have been eased by the massive political gains. The Arizona Republic, which in the…

Code Blues

Mention the name “Fritz Tuffli” around the upside-down glass pyramid of Tempe City Hall, and you will likely be greeted with a roll of the eyes, or a slight crinkling of the nose, as if some unwanted odor had drifted into the building. Tuffli is a humorless man who seems…