Jailers Show a Paraplegic Who’s Boss

Richard Post spent only a few hours in Madison Street Jail, but in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s penal colony, no stay is too short to avoid abuse. Especially for inmates like Post, who make demands on their captors. For those kinds of troublemakers, Arpaio’s jailers reserve a special form of treatment…

Jail Suits Could Cost County Taxpayers Tens of Millions

A financial time bomb sits ticking in a Maricopa County file drawer. Among thousands of mundane tax cases and routine lawsuits by county vendors, dozens of claims made by present and former inmates of Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s jails threaten to explode. New Times repeatedly has asked the county to provide…

Who Framed Fife & Joe

Think of illustrious cartoon teamings and a host of memorable characters springs to mind. Heckle and Jeckle! Fred and Barney! Beavis and Butt-head! Fife and Joe?! Yes, thanks to the magic of computer animation, yet another dynamic duo has entered the cartoon pantheon. And who better to jump out of…

Scenes From a Slaughter

For the last decade of the 116-year life of the Phoenix Gazette, staff–and, perhaps, readers–devoted far more time to conjecture on the newspaper’s impending death than to discussion of its contents. On Monday, January 13, around 9 a.m., Phoenix Newspapers, Inc., CEO and Publisher John Oppedahl announced the mercy killing:…

Letters

Still Reeling I didn’t think I would miss M. V. Moorhead’s film reviews, but at least he was concise and interesting. Bring back Moorhead or practice some editing on the wordy bunch New Times now has banging the keys. Carter Youngman via Internet Lost in the Translation In her pathetic…

Ivy Covered Limbs

I would never argue that macrame is the most exciting of art forms. Or that buckets of bleached seashells are something to get excited about. Or that slabs of driftwood should take your breath away. That is, I would never have argued in favor of twine, shells and wood until…

Last Dance

The muscles in Gail Passey-Reed’s back pulse and pop and ripple like a circuit board as she goes through her warm-up stretching routine, flexing her shoulders and arms and stretching her tortured calves on the barre, preparing for rehearsal of her last major dance role with Ballet Arizona. This is…

Flashes

Self-Interest Can Get Complex The directors of the Federal Communications Commission and the Federal Trade Commission nearly passed stones in November when the Distilled Spirits Council of the U.S. (DISCUS) announced it wanted to end the voluntary ban on TV ads for hard liquor. But U.S. Senator John McCain, who…

Marriage Can Be Murder, Sometimes

1. Donna Hamm, a former Flagstaff justice of the peace, met James Hamm at one of his college classes in prison and subsequently married him. In 1983, the Hamms formed Middle Ground, an inmate-rights advocacy group. 2. In 1974, James Hamm, a former marijuana dealer, shot a Tucson man twice…

Letters

Sour Puss Have New Times funsters run out of politicos (past and present) to poke fun at? Can’t find anything funny about Joe or Fife this week? No schoolteachers or cops to pick on? Must be a real slow time of year; that’s got to be the reason Red Meat…

Going Underground

To be perfectly honest, I didn’t do it to uncover the long-hidden cache of rare coins that would send the children that I will probably never have to the finest colleges money can buy. Nor did I do it merely to have just another, hopefully interesting experience to write about…

Persecution Complex

Imagine a block of Soviet workers’ housing plopped down in central Phoenix, then cloaked in shades of hot pink and aqua. Le Corbusier meets Miami Vice. Imagine four hulking cinder-block-and-glass buildings whose residents live in strict compliance with covenants, codes and restrictions dictating everything from window coverings to doormat placement…

Closed Door Policy

Oscar Fuchslocher first came to the United States from his native Chile in 1989, as an exchange student at Ironwood High School in Glendale. He liked Arizona so much he came back the next year, this time as a visitor on a six-month visa. The visa was renewed, but eventually…

Flashes

Don’t Bogart That Law The federal government’s vow to crack down on Arizona doctors who dare prescribe cannabis leaves us with one burning question: Where is Governor J. Fife Symington III’s Constitutional Defense Council when you need it? The CDC, you’ll recall, was established a couple of years ago for…

Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Rock visionary Steve Miller once wrote that “Time keeps on slipping into the future.” He couldn’t have been more correct. Time is, in fact, barreling like a son of a gun toward the end of the millennium, a mere three years into the future. The countdown has begun, and Something…

Letters

Seconds, Anyone? Reading Tony Ortega’s article about Charles Knight and the Viper Militia prompted me to refresh myself on something I first read in school (“Sticking By His Guns,” January 2). Perhaps other New Times readers could use a refresher as well. The Second Amendment to the Constitution of the…

Adios, Gringolandia!

Saturdays and Sundays, Rosa Banuelos wakes up at first light and packs her car with whatever is needed to replenish her stock of merchandise–fresh sugar cane, maybe, or smiling Virgencita statues, or a dozen fat brooms from Sonora. Banuelos, who lives in Gilbert and works as an inspector for an…

Sticking By His Guns

Chuck Knight listened to his fellow Viper Militia defendants as they took turns discussing a plea agreement offered by government prosecutors. The 12 alleged conspirators and 11 of their attorneys sat crammed into a small room on the sixth floor of the Federal Building. They hardly fit around the room’s…

Pining for Justice

Last Friday, December 27, a coalition of Southwestern environmental groups once again asked a federal judge to issue an injunction against the U.S. Forest Service to keep that agency from violating federal law in its logging practices. The law of the land is apparently meant to be broken–at least the…

Court Discourtesy

The time had finally come for Diane Keith to tell a judge about her murdered sister. On December 6, the Glendale resident stood before Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Armando de Leon and collected her thoughts. At hand was the sentencing of John Anthony Davis, a 22-year-old man involved in…

Speak No Evil, or From Here to Profanity

On the outside, Craig Browning seems like a normal person, perhaps much like you or me. He has many friends, plays bass in a punk-rock band called Slugger, holds down a steady job in construction and has a good, firm handshake. But Craig Browning is different from you and me…

The Price of Welfare Reform

In 1994, the Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, ignited a firestorm when he suggested that welfare reform might require a good dose of Father Flanagan’s Boys Town–in other words, institutional homes, orphanages!–to deal with the children of the poor. Gingrich’s solution was not politically adept, but…