STATE SECRETS

Last week, the Arizona Press Club presented its first-ever Brick Wall Award to Arizona Attorney General Grant Woods, because he tends to ignore the state’s Public Records Act. Governor Fife Symington finished a close second in the competition, which was judged by a committee of print reporters and editors. The…

FLASHES

And Were You Harshly Toilet Trained? Since the Oklahoma City bombing on April 19, Phoenix police have responded to at least 20 false bomb threats. Institutions victimized by bomb hoaxes include the Arizona Republic and the Phoenix Gazette, NewsChannel 3 (the station received mysterious packages thought to be bombs; instead,…

DEAD AND FORGOTTEN

When State Senate President John Greene gaveled the death of a bill extending government health benefits to at least 150,000 poor Arizonans, debate did not end. If anything, it intensified. Opponents remained convinced the bill was nothing more than an expansion of the welfare state, exactly the kind of big-government…

GRIN REAPER

On-the-spot burial permits! Software that can spit out automatic death certificates, with 2,000 causes of death to choose from! This is what technology is bringing to the modern mortuary, and for the Arizona Board of Funeral Directors and Embalmers, it’s not a moment too soon. The energy spent chasing down…

FLASHES, 4-27

Plane Embarrassing Phoenix’s daily papers printed big color photos of America West Airlines’ new Boeing 757 last week. The garish jet has “Arizona” emblazoned on its side, along with a painting of an unfurled state flag. According to the glowing press reports, the plane is meant as a “thank you”…

WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE

Gary Giordano is convinced that a decadelong grand conspiracy involving the most powerful business and political interests in the state is finally coming to fruition. Unless it is unmasked, he insists, that sinister plot will destroy the rural community where Giordano lives–New River, Arizona. At a cafe in downtown Phoenix…

FLASHES

Woman’s in Tuition “Would you deny this beautiful, bright-eyed child a future education?” That’s the question 200 acquaintances of Valley Art Theatre owner Krista Griffin have been wrestling with recently. Each of them received a flier requesting a $25 donation to put the Tempe moviehouse magnate through another semester of…

MANAGEMENT OR BUST

Debby Kosobucki vividly recalls her first gig as a topless dancer. It was 1984, and she was 28 years old. She had fled a broken marriage, packed up her three daughters and moved to Phoenix from Washington state. She chose Phoenix for her fresh start because she had read there…

CORPORATE WELFARE

Congress is busy scaling back, even getting rid of welfare payments to folks like unemployed teen mothers and hungry schoolkids. But it’s also under pressure to restore benefits to a different class of beleaguered constituents–restaurant owners. Before the mid-1980s, businesses could deduct 100 percent of their meal costs, as long…

FLASHLINE

With Friends Like These . . . If you’re following the state legislative circus, you’re familiar with Senate Bill 1290, the so-called environmental audit bill. Environmentalists and other non-cranks have dubbed 1290 the Polluter Protection Act. It would allow corporations to escape prosecution for polluting, provided they disclose their misdeeds…