WIN CHILL FACTOR

The Lady Kings won a game a couple of Saturdays ago, and for the first time in team history, Phoenix’s all-female hockey club was not in last place. Karmel Scott scored on a breakaway with less than a minute to play, giving her team a 2-1 victory over the mostly…

A LESSON IN HOW POWER CORRUPTS

I sat there watching Congressman Dan Rostenkowski proclaim his innocence of all wrongdoing. Everybody in Chicago calls him “Rosty.” Very few people now alive remember when Rosty wasn’t the congressman from the 8th Congressional District who lived in the family home in the 32nd Ward–the Polish ward. In Chicago, that’s…

“THE JACKASSES OF ARIZONA”

You could tell right off that Grant Woods was upset. “This was so bad and so outrageous,” said the attorney general in a phone call to New Times managing editor Jeremy Voas. “It’s absolutely fucking ridiculous.” Mr. Voas did not disagree. We had asked Woods to be photographed, telling him…

A FATAL CAE OF GOLD FEVER

On December 16, the day he would be killed, Fred Schrader got up before dawn, made a pot of coffee, turned on the TV, and sat down to watch the morning news. His wife, Elaine, was still asleep when she first heard the creaking of the approaching bulldozer. In her…

IN PURSUIT OF PUBLICITY ATTORNEY GENERAL POSES WITH ESCAPED CONVICTFELON FLEES CUSTODY, THEN SELLS HOT DOGS IN FRONT OF JAIL ONVICT

Indignation, and some amount of beer, compelled Robert Carter’s first telephone call. Carter had just seen Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio on television, he said. The sheriff was bragging about the county’s work-furlough program for jail inmates, and defending his department’s recent inability to keep prisoners from escaping. Carter had…

THE STATE ROUTINELY DUMPS THE AIDS VIRUS DOWN THE SINK

Ellen Avilla was a good soldier in the war on disease. For almost five years, while working as a technician in the Arizona Department of Health’s state laboratory, Avilla performed tests on thousands of blood samples–checking them for HIV (the virus that causes AIDS), hepatitis, measles and other infectious and…

BACK TO WORK

The first letter I read upon coming back from vacation had this to say: “How come you wrote about the Suns the way you did? How dare you sell out to Colangelo like that?” Wonderful. Things are back to normal. Let’s get a few other things out of the way…

FIZZIN’ EXPEDITIONPOPPING QUESTIONS ABOUT MEXICAN COKE

“Domestic or imported?” That’s a question that local Coca-Cola drinkers are facing with increasing regularity in small madre y padre Mexican restaurants around the Valley as they’re offered a choice of two varieties of Coke when they order that beverage with their meals. One choice is a domestic Coke, the…

DeConcini & Keating

Senator Dennis DeConcini has contradicted his own sworn testimony in the Keating Five scandal. On Monday, DeConcini admitted he was aware as early as 1984 that his chief fund raiser, Earl Katz, was in business deals with the recently convicted financier Charles H. Keating Jr., who controlled the failed Lincoln…

GOODBYE,RAMBLE

“Would you like to spend some time alone with him?” “Yes,” I said. The vet looked down at Ramble the Dog. He shook his head from side to side. I caught my breath. I realized I had committed myself to something irrevocable. Ramble was spread out on the floor of…

IN HEMINGWAY COUNTRY

HORTON BAY, Michigan–The road is narrow. No traffic. I haven’t seen another car for a long time. I hoped it would be this way. It’s like a journey back in time. This is the little town in which Ernest Hemingway really grew up. Hemingway spent all the summers of his…

DILLARD’S–A STORE THAT JUST DOESN’T GET IT

During an after-Christmas sale last year, at the Dillard’s store in Paradise Valley Mall, Billy Mitchell went to a sales counter to purchase a pair of pants. He gave the salesclerk a hundred-dollar bill and waited while the clerk got change from another part of the store. As he waited,…

AFTER 33 YEARS, THE MUSIC STOPPED

Amid racks of guitars and stacks of amplifiers at the Arizona Music Center hang autographed publicity photographs, the type most any music shop will accumulate over time. Inexpensive frames display the grinning likenesses of Tanya Tucker, the Bellamy Brothers, Barbara Mandrell and others who have passed through the Glendale store…

ANATOMY O

The lead story in the June 9 Washington Times was a bombshell. Under a page-one banner headline boldly proclaiming, “Casinos Checked Out Babbitt, His Denials of Gambling Don’t Fit Record,” Washington Times reporter Jerry Seper gave Washingtonians something to chew on with their morning coffee, as he recounted the lurid…

CASINOS CHECKED OUT BABBITTHIS DENIALS OF GAMBLING DON’T FIT RECORD

Casinos Checked Out Babbitt @deck:His Denials of Gambling Don’t Fit Record @body:Four Las Vegas casinos ran credit checks on Bruce Babbitt in 1976, when as Arizona attorney general he is said to have run up substantial gambling debts, a previously undisclosed grand jury transcript and a report by the Arizona…

GILA BENT HAS SUFFEREDLIKE JOB BUT WITH MORE COMPLAINING

Gila Bend is a stock-in-trade joke in Arizona. It is the kind of town summarized by dismissive epithets like Armpit, Bumfuck or Toilet Seat, as in, “I spent a week there one night.” That rude description about where you would put the enema also applies. Gila Bend is one of…

THE LEADING MAN

The lineup of stars sounded like the cast from a Love Boat episode, but the production was Arizona Attorney General Grant Woods’ movie, The Hound of Publicityville, which premiäred June 22 at a fund raiser for Woods at Symphony Hall. With a cast that includes Richard Anderson (the Bionic Man’s…

LIABILITY ON THE LINKS

Dan Jessup and John Stempniak were playing a friendly game of golf on the Sun City Vistoso course in Tucson five years ago. Things went awry on the way to the 13th tee. Between holes 12 and 13, the golfers had to drive across a public road. Stempniak, who was…