“Hellooooo, Mesa!” That was geriatric superstar Pat Boone’s greeting last month during a benefit fund raiser for his pal Doug Wead, who’s running for Congress from Arizona’s new District 6. Boone then conducted a search in the audience of 800 for “square” people who support right-wing Amway evangelist Wead. Boone’s…
“What? Me matriculate?” Or so Mad magazine mascot Alfred E. Neuman might ask when he–along with a hundred other objets d’art from the 40-year-old humor magazine–takes center stage at a monthlong public hanging at Arizona State University beginning Tuesday (September 8). Titled “Humor in a Jugular Vein: The Art, Artists…
With the Rehnquist Court apparently ready to overturn the privacy guarantees established in the 1973 Roe v. Wade decision, pro-choice advocates see the legislative process as a potential fire wall against the torching of reproductive freedom. To help pro-choice voters identify candidates of kindred spirit, Planned Parenthood of Central and…
@body:Look at the money we make off predominantly poor, black kids. We’re the whoremasters. –Dale Brown, Louisiana State basketball coach I sit there watching Arizona State University athletic director Charles Harris very carefully. Harris moves confidently into the room with his chin held high. The first thing you spot about…
Pastor Fred Pettison moved his congregation to midtown Phoenix after his church on the south side was destroyed by a fire bomb. These things happen when you are gay, like Pastor Fred, and your ministry is to homosexuals and lesbians. No one was charged in the arson, one of many…
Henry Cruz was feeling feisty that morning when he woke up in the barbed-wired, concrete-block cage where kids who break the law are kept. That wasn’t usual. Cruz, better known as Frosty to his homies and his weary keepers, stood 5 feet 4 inches tall and weighed about 112 pounds…
Late in 1938, a funny new fish was hauled aboard a trawler working the Cape coast of South Africa. Once back at dockside, the ship’s captain notified the curator at the local natural-history museum. Unable to identify the catch of the day, the curator tossed the blue fish into a…
Paul Pedraza is quick to correct anyone who calls him a butcher. “I’m a meat cutter,” he insists. And meat, he says, is the only thing he is willing to cut for Fry’s Food Stores. A few weeks ago, Fry’s sent its employees a new dress code that, among other…
A Tucson law firm’s legal reference book for journalists that claims to be a “search for the truth” has been nationally recognized by the American Bar Association as a successful advertising ploy for the firm. The American Bar Association honored Mesch, Clark & Rothschild for The Reporter’s Guide to Law…
As a child, Kim Allen would watch the crop-dusting airplanes buzz low over west Valley cotton fields, leaving clouds of pesticides in their wake. This did not alarm her. To any kid growing up in the homes on tracts of land skirting the west-side farming regions, crop dusters were simply…
To everyone else who sees it, the campaign logo that Tucson Republican Patricia Coleman is using in her first bid for the state legislature looks familiar. It is virtually a replica of the trademark Coleman nameplate found on lanterns and cookstoves at most any campsite in America. And one of…
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. Woody Allen in Annie Hall It took just a single week of merciless tabloid headlines to redefine Woody Allen. For years Allen had been praised as our finest contemporary filmmaker. He was a combination of Ingmar Bergman, Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin…
Motorola: The Story So Far On May 6, 1992, New Times began a series of investigative reports detailing extensive groundwater pollution linked to Motorola, an $11 billion multinational electronics manufacturing company that is the state’s largest employer. Among the findings: Motorola’s two flagship plants have been linked to severe contamination…
By 1994 there will be a new building at 8600 East Thomas in Scottsdale. Concealed behind the building’s adobelike faade will be a multimillion-dollar plant designed to strip health-threatening chemicals, principally the suspected carcinogen trichloroethylene, or TCE, from drinking water pumped out of the north Indian Bend Wash Superfund site…
Last Wednesday, state Superfund managers from across the nation quietly gathered at Red Lion’s La Posada Inn in Scottsdale. The purpose of the meeting: For EPA officials to explain the new plan to “revitalize” Superfund. The plan is called SACM, or the Superfund Accelerated Cleanup Model, and it may not…
Tonight is the night, he told himself, inhaling the aroma of stale grease in her hair and feeling a little queasy. He closed his eyes as he hugged her. Tonight is the night, he thought. Tonight is the night Chelsea dies. (excerpt from First Date by R.L. Stine) Welcome, gentle…
American public television’s ongoing Anglophilia has resulted in an ironic cultural reversal. The collection of Are You Being Served? highlights that will air around the country during the upcoming PBS pledge drive was assembled near the banks of the Salt River, not the Thames. The Best of Are You Being…
Tall and slightly heavy, Don Jones is every pound a salesman, and a logo-crazy one at that. The emblem of his independent DRJ & Associates insurance agency–run out of Jones’ southwest Phoenix house, where there are no apparent associates–adorns brochures, business cards, posters, his tee shirt and even hangs from…
The little creatures were enough to sell Ray Griswold and his wife on Union Foothills Estates six years ago. The 200-acre plot of desert just beyond Phoenix’s northern border struck them as a tranquil outpost with ample spacing between neighbors. “People want to live in the desert that hasn’t been…
After the game, the two coaches walked off the field together. Joe Bugel, who always seems like a particularly ambitious used-car salesman, kept grabbing at Mike Ditka, hugging him, patting him, smiling up at him. Ditka, the embodiment of the bohunk bartender in a seedy saloon, seemed embarrassed by Bugel’s…
Lena Goldtooth Canyon sits on a sturdy dinette chair, rubbing worn thumbs together and watching her feet tap on the linoleum kitchen floor. Below her long skirt, she is wearing white socks and black sneakers, laced but not tied. Canyon is 76 years old, a heavyset Navajo woman whose life…
On Thursday, July 23, Air Force Staff Sergeant Tom Paniccia, 28, sat nervously on the set of ABC-TV’s Good Morning America, resolutely blinking at the camera lights, his black hair combed back so tightly it looked painful. His mission that day ran counter to Air Force regulations. He was “coming…
