DOWN THE DRAIN ARE WE HAVING A CRISIS YET?

Dewitt Weddle works 266 acres of cotton southeast of Phoenix in Eloy, just three-quarters of a mile from the plot his father and grandfather farmed before him. My dad went broke in 1959,” he says with a drawl as hard and dry as the soil he tills. Ran out of…

FINALLY UNCOVERED LUCK CHANGES FOR ADMITTED MOLESTER IN INSURANCE CASE

Onetime real estate broker John Stetler Jack” Brown seemed to have played his legal cards like a champ. His winning run started, oddly enough, soon after he admitted to a friend and former Paradise Valley neighbor in 1987 that he was molesting her 7-year-old daughter. Brown not only wasn’t arrested…

PROJECT FAT

LAST THURSDAY, Governor Fife Symington toured Arizona to tout Project SLIM. Armed with a couple of easels and a few stiff-smiling aides, he spread the gospel of what he called total quality management” at press conferences in Phoenix, Tucson and Yuma. The governor declared state government to be a Grand…

YOU WOULDN’T WISH IT ON A DOG

On trial was Glen McGaughey, acclaimed by his peers in the Arizona dog-racing business as the most outstanding breeder in the state. McGaughey’s dogs won the most races. He made the most money. He was the best and the brightest of the cretinous lot that claims that greyhound racing is…

THE “RED” TAPES

Probably the most famous prank in the history of phone-foolery is a series of calls made to one Louis Red” Deutsch, the pit-bull-like proprietor of the Tube Bar saloon in Jersey City, New Jersey. Over the course of a dozen-odd calls believed to have been recorded some 15 years ago…

PHONE CALLS FROM HELL

After somehow obtaining a secret hot-line number reserved for top station personnel, one of the craftier Interceptors made a late-night call to the deejay manning the turntable at KBUZ, a now-defunct easy-listening station. Identifying himself as general manager of the station, the prankster informed the puzzled deejay that the station…

A ONE-MAN TRAFFIC WAR

As a boy, Tim Hilliard watched the Palo Verde nuclear power plant rise from the desert west of Phoenix, claiming the flatland where he once rode horses. Like many of his neighbors in the sparsely settled countryside, Hilliard was never fully comfortable in its looming shadow. Now, Hilliard blames the…

ANNETTE’S NEW JOB: SPYING

This is a truly memorable tale about Governor J. Fife Symington III and his dearest friend in government, the voluptuous Miss Annette Alvarez. It’s bizarre, loony, absurd-even silly. It’s also quite zany. Up to now, we’ve thought about Symington and Alvarez only in terms of romance. This latest tale adds…

PHONE CALLS FROM HELL

HOLD THE PHONE! Was Prince Albert about to get permanently canned? For a minute there, it looked like it. But several weeks ago, following unsatisfactory negotiations with the Arizona Corporation Commission, U S West Communications put the lid on plans to market Caller ID, a controversial gizmo that enables the…

IN PARADISE VALLEY, COTTON IS KING

EVEN IF THE Paradise Valley police had done their job, a jury may never have convicted pro football player Marcus Cotton of raping an ASU co-ed. As in almost all acquaintance” or date” rape cases, this one may have come down to a courtroom match between two people: The woman…

IN PARADISE VALLEY, COTTON IS KING

NFL LINEBACKER MARCUS COTTON MAY HAVE RAPED AN ASU CO-ED. TOO BAD THE COPS We’re in a unique county in Ohio,” says Detective Franz. Anywhere else in the state, Mr. Cotton probably would have had to plead to a felony. It was a date rape, but the victim was credible…

A BUNCH OF NAME-DROPPERS

Over a period of time, I have become more than just skeptical of County Attorney Richard Romley and his partner in the AzScam sting, then-Police Chief Ruben Ortega. Nothing personal. It’s just that after years of covering these two, it is my opinion that both Romley and Ortega are more…

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

A RIBBON through bleakness, the latest installment of the Hohokam Expressway snakes up from the south, fording the Salt River. It gathers momentum, sending exit ramps diving for Sky Harbor International Airport and Washington Street, and seems to promise a shot at Camelback Mountain before merging into McDowell Road. Like…

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

But the condemnation process does not require the state to pay a landowner for a property’s potential or the dreams of grandeur harbored by a developer. Just compensation is considered the value of the property at the moment it is appraised. The state’s appraisers came onto Gabrielli’s land and saw…

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

He says he believes ADOT knew about the pesticides in the concrete sump and refused to settle his case in order to hold him responsible for the cleanup. He suggests that the state didn’t order the Phase II audit because it knew the study would discover problems, and that the…

THE WIRE IS CUT

The message on my telephone recorder was from Wally Pritchard. This is your old pal, Wally,” the voice said. I’m back on the street again. But things aren’t going too good for me here in Chicago. I’m thinking about coming out to Phoenix to settle down. Give me a call.”…

DRESSED TO KILL

You are now free to discuss your observations,” Mike Arra said. Arra is the prison official supervising the media members who witnessed the killing. Arra is a onetime television personality turned prison public relations man. He once worked for Channel 10 but went into prison work when it became obvious…

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

So the state started freeway construction in the middle of a former chemical plant without first checking to see what might lie beneath the surface of the ground. This is a remarkable oversight given the state’s own records which documented the 22-year presence of Olin Mathieson on the site. This…

THE WINDMILLS OF JACK LEVINE, PART 2

In order to adequately protect the security of this country, it is requested that authority be granted to place a technical surveillance at his current residence and at any future address to which he may move.” Levine was not interested in talking with Soviet agents. He was trying to find…

THE WINDMILLS OF JACK LEVINE, PART 4

For bar leaders, normally tightlipped about everything, to encourage the Republic to review his case file was an outrage of the highest order, Levine says. In this instance, the bar chose to fight Levine’s argument against merit selection by attacking his credibility. Turney, who was not at the meeting but…