WHOSE WOODS ARE THESE?

KIERAN SUCKLING didn’t want to meet at the Sundowner Lounge in Alpine, a logging village near the New Mexico border, 8,500 feet up in the White Mountains. “You can get killed talking about spotted owls in there,” he said with characteristic overstatement. Certainly, Alpine is the kind of place where…

LISTEN UP, LAWYERS

Amid the orgy of publicity last week following the made-for-television police raids of the Aldabbagh family’s topless- and nude-club empire, the arrest of Phoenix attorney Joe Romley was barely a footnote. But while time will tell if police have unearthed the massive money-laundering and racketeering operation they claim, Romley’s arrest…

It Can’t Happen Here, Can It?

Jottings in an outsider’s political notebook: 1. H. Ross Perot strikes me as a perfect little fascist dictator. I sense about him nothing more than a haughty, autocratic, overbearing know-it-all. Our flirtation with him as a presidential candidate mirrors our desperation. A dozen years of Republican rule have made us…

DISAPPEARING ACTS

WITH A THROAT raw from marathon campaigning and a CNN camera crew recording his every self-deprecating head bob,Bill Clinton and his retinue arrived in Phoenix last month. His May 8 visit allowed the candidate just enough time to deliver a semi-custom stump speech, clutch a few hundred hands and pick…

WAY PAST CLOTHING TIME

Up on a platform, three go-go boys in jockstraps (one of whom hangs upside down from a pipe running across the ceiling) simulate a menage a quatre with an exotic girl in a rubber dress. And from their vantage point up on a scaffolding, two young women in cat suits…

FARMING’S BARREN LEGACY

DR. LAURA JACKSON’S Toyota pickup barrels down Route 87 south of Casa Grande. The young scientist, a sturdy Midwesterner with a thick braid the color of Kansas wheat, has the windows rolled down so she can point out the cancers that afflict abandoned farmland: last year’s tumbleweed, black and clotted…

A NEW CHARACTER ENTERS AZSCAM

The vacant expression in Joe Stedino’s eyes shocks me. I expect him to look more menacing, more unfeeling, like a Mafia soldier from a Mario Puzo novel. But instead Stedino seems vulnerableÏperhaps a little lost. For years he has suffered from a panic disorder. In order to raise the courage…

HAVE HUEVOS, WILL TRAVEL

So just who has been paying Schmidt for his services over the past few years? A random sampling from a list of current and former clients provided by Schmidt indicates it has been a mixed bag of small businesses. Some liked what he did for them, while others were not…

HAVE HUEVOS, WILL TRAVEL

DAVID HANS SCHMIDT begins each day staring at the wall above his couch, where the Great News Volcano hangs. It is a six-foot-tall painting, which Schmidt commissioned, of a volcano in fiery eruption. Rising from the plume, painted in large letters, is the word News.” Every morning I play the…

A LIFE AMONG THE DEAD

TWO DAYS BEFORE his retirement as Maricopa County medical examiner, Dr. Heinz Karnitschnig swings open one of two silver vaults near the back of his office complex to survey last night’s harvest. It’s a walk-in refrigerator about the size of a restaurant’s meat locker, and inside there are eight corpses…

A LIFE AMONG THE DEAD

Portia Erickson, the assistant county manager who oversees the ME’s Office, notes that the economy is picking up and there may be funds available soon. I’m sorry, but I’m afraid given the workload and the facility, that’s not good enough,” says Keen. You can’t just put the bodies in plastic…

JUVENILE GAMESARE PROSECUTORS CLOGGING THE COURT SYSTEM TO MAKE A POINT?

Like an errant child, the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office has been playing political games for the past two months in which young defendants have become pawns, Juvenile Court officials contend. At issue is whether prosecutors are filing unwarranted transfer requests seeking to move youths into the adult Superior Court system…

A HOUSE, BUT NOT A HOME

Four years ago, in an effort to fix up the neighborhood, the City of Phoenix tore down Steven Clark’s modest house and built him a brand-new one. He is not inclined to forgive the favor. The two-story brick and stucco home on 13th Way, just south of East Indian School…

THE MYSTERY OF NOVELISTS

I’ve always been curious about talented novelists. What personality traits does the job require? Certainly, there’s more to it than just the ability to put words on paper. Over the years, I’ve met quite a few of them. Some really good. Some ordinary. But the skill remains a mystery to…

JERRY’S SECRET BATTLE PLAN

Memo: To our Phoenix Suns From: Chairman Jerry I thought I would leave a copy of this note in each of your lockers. It will give you some insights into the business side of professional basketball. I want you to think about these things while awaiting your next season. As…

BIG WHEEL

IF MARIA TORREGROSSA knows anything, she says, she knows this: That man saw me standing right in front of him, and he came at me with his car like I was a piece of nothing. I jumped out of the way, but he got me good.” Torregrossa narrowly escaped death…

FOUL BALL

When the Brophy Broncos ripped out five runs in the first inning of a recent regional high school baseball game, their opponents and longtime rivals from St. Mary’s knew they were in for a long night. Both teams were already assured spots in the state 5A championship tournament when they…