UNSOLVED MISERIES

Phoenix fire captain Gary Pykare underwent his latest cancer surgery several weeks ago, just as a commission that studied the incidence of cancer in Arizona firefighters was finishing its unprecedented study. Now Pykare says he feels much better. Results from the commission’s work, on the other hand, are inconclusive. After…

WATCH YOUR MOUTH

To understand politics, you must first understand ambition and the thirst for power. Take the case of Rick Romley. He was an anonymous figure when he joined the County Attorney’s Office. His first supervisor was Michael Ryan, now a Superior Court judge. The two did not hit it off. Ryan…

THERE GOES THE “JUDGE”

IF JOSEPH STEDINO is telling the truth, the large man who is pulling up in a Volvo in front of Long Wong’s on 16th Street is the man whose word made AzScam happen. He is the person whom members of the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office trusted so much that they…

SOLVE THIS HOLLYWOOD MURDER!

WHEN AND IF Oliver Stone ever signs off the Kennedy assassination, the muckraking moviemaker needn’t look far for his next conspiracy epic. Buried right in Hollywood’s own backyard is a legendary mystery that, in its own way, is every bit as Byzantine as the 1963 Dallas rub-out. Who says the…

The Governor’s Leckie

Eight floors below the conference room where Governor Fife Symington delivered his diatribe last week against “out of control” state government, there is a sunless suite of rooms supplied with an institutional paint job, metal furniture and stale, reconditioned air. This basement warren in the State Capitol building on Washington…

DOWN THE DRAIN ARE WE HAVING A CRISIS YET?

Dewitt Weddle works 266 acres of cotton southeast of Phoenix in Eloy, just three-quarters of a mile from the plot his father and grandfather farmed before him. My dad went broke in 1959,” he says with a drawl as hard and dry as the soil he tills. Ran out of…

FINALLY UNCOVERED LUCK CHANGES FOR ADMITTED MOLESTER IN INSURANCE CASE

Onetime real estate broker John Stetler Jack” Brown seemed to have played his legal cards like a champ. His winning run started, oddly enough, soon after he admitted to a friend and former Paradise Valley neighbor in 1987 that he was molesting her 7-year-old daughter. Brown not only wasn’t arrested…

PROJECT FAT

LAST THURSDAY, Governor Fife Symington toured Arizona to tout Project SLIM. Armed with a couple of easels and a few stiff-smiling aides, he spread the gospel of what he called total quality management” at press conferences in Phoenix, Tucson and Yuma. The governor declared state government to be a Grand…

YOU WOULDN’T WISH IT ON A DOG

On trial was Glen McGaughey, acclaimed by his peers in the Arizona dog-racing business as the most outstanding breeder in the state. McGaughey’s dogs won the most races. He made the most money. He was the best and the brightest of the cretinous lot that claims that greyhound racing is…

THE “RED” TAPES

Probably the most famous prank in the history of phone-foolery is a series of calls made to one Louis Red” Deutsch, the pit-bull-like proprietor of the Tube Bar saloon in Jersey City, New Jersey. Over the course of a dozen-odd calls believed to have been recorded some 15 years ago…

PHONE CALLS FROM HELL

After somehow obtaining a secret hot-line number reserved for top station personnel, one of the craftier Interceptors made a late-night call to the deejay manning the turntable at KBUZ, a now-defunct easy-listening station. Identifying himself as general manager of the station, the prankster informed the puzzled deejay that the station…

A ONE-MAN TRAFFIC WAR

As a boy, Tim Hilliard watched the Palo Verde nuclear power plant rise from the desert west of Phoenix, claiming the flatland where he once rode horses. Like many of his neighbors in the sparsely settled countryside, Hilliard was never fully comfortable in its looming shadow. Now, Hilliard blames the…

ANNETTE’S NEW JOB: SPYING

This is a truly memorable tale about Governor J. Fife Symington III and his dearest friend in government, the voluptuous Miss Annette Alvarez. It’s bizarre, loony, absurd-even silly. It’s also quite zany. Up to now, we’ve thought about Symington and Alvarez only in terms of romance. This latest tale adds…

PHONE CALLS FROM HELL

HOLD THE PHONE! Was Prince Albert about to get permanently canned? For a minute there, it looked like it. But several weeks ago, following unsatisfactory negotiations with the Arizona Corporation Commission, U S West Communications put the lid on plans to market Caller ID, a controversial gizmo that enables the…

IN PARADISE VALLEY, COTTON IS KING

EVEN IF THE Paradise Valley police had done their job, a jury may never have convicted pro football player Marcus Cotton of raping an ASU co-ed. As in almost all acquaintance” or date” rape cases, this one may have come down to a courtroom match between two people: The woman…

IN PARADISE VALLEY, COTTON IS KING

NFL LINEBACKER MARCUS COTTON MAY HAVE RAPED AN ASU CO-ED. TOO BAD THE COPS We’re in a unique county in Ohio,” says Detective Franz. Anywhere else in the state, Mr. Cotton probably would have had to plead to a felony. It was a date rape, but the victim was credible…

A BUNCH OF NAME-DROPPERS

Over a period of time, I have become more than just skeptical of County Attorney Richard Romley and his partner in the AzScam sting, then-Police Chief Ruben Ortega. Nothing personal. It’s just that after years of covering these two, it is my opinion that both Romley and Ortega are more…