R.I.P. TREATMENT

When it was Yavapai County Sheriff Buck Buchanan’s turn to vote at the meeting of the Arizona Peace Officers’ Memorial Board, several Oro Valley cops shifted nervously in their seats. “Some of us have become so concerned with the letter of the law that we have forgotten our own humanity,”…

SUPERMARKET SWIPE!ABCO RUNS A SPECIAL ON SHOPLIFTERS

Thanks to the airport-style security popping up in one of the Valley’s supermarket chains, the act of purchasing pickle loaf is now only slightly less daunting than boarding an Israeli jet. You know those security walkways like the ones used to detect weapons at airports and courthouses? Well, folks, welcome…

FOR LOVE AND GLORY

LS2Moonlight and love songs Never out of date Hearts full of passion, jealousy and hate Woman needs man and man must have his mate That no one can deny It’s still the same old story A fight for love and glory A case of do or die The world will…

THE PRINTS ON THE CAN

Charles Hyder, the career prosecutor, takes his seat in the witness box. He squares his shoulders and stares directly ahead. “Yeah,” he says in answer to a few of the first questions. “That’s right,” he adds, fending off a few others about his legal background. Hyder wears a brown suit…

ASU’S MODEL COUNSELING PROGRAM BITES THE DUST

ASU’s pioneering sport- psychology program was put to the acid test in the days after Bobby Janisse’s self-inflicted death. It passed with flying colors. Several ASU wrestlers and head coach Bobby Douglas credit sport psychologist Mark Andersen with counseling them on how to cope with the mind-numbing tragedy. “It was…

A FOX IN THE DEQ HENHOUSE?

Fife Symington has told Ed Fox, his new environmental chief, that he wants to see “improved performance” in the state Department of Environmental Quality. But whether that means a tougher stance on polluters is unclear. Neither Fox nor the governor’s office has yet laid out the plans for the oft-criticized…

AUTO-BODY EXPERIENCEPUTTING THE “CAR” BACK IN CARNAL KNOWLEDGE

Right now, there’s an X-rated spectacle that’s unquestionably the hottest show in town. Not surprisingly, the show attracts the usual panting suckers. But the reason it’s so steamy has more to do with a thermometer than overheated glands. Curious? No sweat. Fork over twin sawbucks and drive into what is…

MARCHIN’ THOMAS TO THE BIG HOUSE

President George Bush’s appointment of Judge Clarence Thomas to the U.S. Supreme Court is so slick, so urbanely cynical, that it will become a prime anecdote in the Bush legend. This is the way the old Yale man handled the questions of abortion, civil rights and equal opportunity. He picked…

SETTLING SCORES

It will be as tense a moment as anyone can ever remember in a Maricopa County Superior Court. The following words will be heard by the spectators crammed into Judge Frederick Martone’s courtroom on the thirteenth floor of the Central Court Building: “We now call Charles Hyder to the stand.”…

WHEN A SNITCH TAKES THE STAND

There was not a sound in the courtroom as the witness identified himself. “My name is Ron Kermit Frazier.” The prosecution has two star witnesses, one an undercover FBI agent, the other this man, a paid informant. Both infiltrated Earth First! and gathered the evidence that led to the arrests…

WHAT WE SERVE IS . . . THROUGH

Almost every day there is a new development in the America West Airlines story. I discount the ones that involve Governor J. Fife Symington III’s remarks about whether he will get the state of Arizona involved. Symington has enough financial troubles of his own. His own projects are on such…

SERVICE TERRIBLE, KEATING SAYS

If you’re Charles H. Keating II, you’re probably tired of running into process server Paul D. Sanchez. No matter that you’re used to process servers. Even before your junk-bond-fueled empire was seized by the federal government, someone was always serving you papers. That’s the price you pay for being a…

GOOD HELP CAN BE HARD TO FINDTHE FRUSTRATIONS OF POVERTY LAW

Annette Morris could barely choke back her rage one morning last April when she saw the locked stall in the women’s rest room of the Community Legal Services building in downtown Phoenix. In the legal-aid center for poor people, poor people were locked out of one of the rest-room stalls…

GYM RATSGAY-BAITING GETS A GOOD WORKOUT AT A LOCAL HEALTH CLUB

The tee shirts and stickers began to appear about five months ago. The tee shirts read “I’m straight” on the front and on the back, “Not bent.” The stickers got right to the point: The words “No fags” appeared inside a circle with a slash through it. They began showing…

CASEY AT THE WHEELUSED CAR NIGHT AT THE OL’ BALLPARK

Craig Pletenik was standing near third base, trying to remain as calm as possible as he repeated “Mayday, mayday” into a walkie-talkie. He had exactly ninety seconds between innings at the Phoenix Firebirds game against the Calgary Cannons. Nearby stood a family looking hopefully at the left-field fence. In the…

THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND THE FBI

Last week the fifteen good people in the jury box watched a parade of FBI agents step into the witness stand. This jury, like all juries, is composed of citizens who are chosen because they are like the rest of us. They do not summer in Portofino. They work for…

THE FIRE THIS TIME

“I’ve been waiting two days to get on the stand,” Chuck Diettrich says. He is a husky man in a dark blue pinstripe suit. He paces slowly up and down the nearly empty corridor on the thirteenth floor of the Central Courthouse in downtown Phoenix. Diettrich, 50, is waiting to…

WAYNE’S HUMBLE ABODE

Wayne Newton lives in one of the better parts of Las Vegas, in the same neighborhood as Nancy Sinatra, Gladys Knight, and Paul Harvey’s son. Newton’s spread has strolling peacocks, air-conditioned horse barns, manmade lakes, a helipad, and, because of the tour buses, a twelve-foot wall. “It looks like something…