GO WEST, YOUNG MANGO WEST, YOUNG MAN

Many people have lived in Phoenix for years and never gone to Sun City. Here are ten reasons the long drive out might be worth it. 1. The Hillcrest Golf Course, 20002 Star Ridge Drive, Sun City West. Its championship layout makes it challenging to good players, and its tall…

LOVE WITH THE PROPER SEPTUAGENARIAN

When Marie Kelso moved to Sun City five years ago, she was not interested in meeting a man. She was eighty then, and met one anyway. It happened at a pinochle game. He used the direct approach. “Are you married?” he asked. When she said no, he took her out…

I PASSED FOR OLD

I was an illegal alien in Del Webb’s community of oldsters. For seven months in 1984 and 1985, I lived in a Sun City condominium owned by my parents. Because I was only 28 at the time, this was a problem. In fact, it was more than a problem, it…

MECHAM GOES NOT SO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

Some scenes cling to your mind. They are so powerful that they are impossible to block out. For me, there will always be that remarkable television footage of an enraged Evan Mecham pounding his little fist on the counter at the secretary of state’s office. “You have a Martin Luther…

GO, YOU ARE DISMISSED

PRODUCTION: hit list measure includes five inches for an addition on Monday. Please save that amount of space. The day after Grand Canyon University fired basketball coach Bill Westphal April 5, he met with his team one last time. Westphal said some parting words and handed each player a copy…

GROOVIN’ WITH ACQUANETTAVALLEY GLAMAZON GOES ON RECORD!

Peering from beneath a thicket of false eyelashes, the ageless Acquanetta carefully scrutinizes a publicity photo of the four young women who call themselves the Aquanettas. “It’s been very strange,” admits the 69-year-old one-time horror movie starlet as she examines a cassette copy of the Aquanettas’ Love With the Proper…

DON’T MESS WITH THE MARSHAL

This is what Pete Span believes. Two United States marshals went to the home of his elderly father in search of a fugitive. Without a warrant, the officers ransacked the house and roughed up the 74-year-old man. After leaving the father’s home, the marshals went to the Span family’s place…

THE TILTED SCALES OF JUSTICE

She looked small and frail and bewildered. Her fashionably bobbed hair, like so many women wore in 1931, needed washing. Her dress and hose were soiled. Her gaunt cheeks showed her hunger. Her enormous eyes didn’t seem to focus. She cradled her left hand, a bullet still embedded, already gangrenous…

BAN THE BURN

Suntans, once the gift of Mother Nature and now a commodity purveyed under tanning lamps all over town, are about to be placed on a par with some kinds of drugs. Just as prescriptions for Valium are recorded by the corner pharmacist, the number of suntans a person can purchase…

Record on Pollution Stinks

Mo Udall may be the only Arizona politician, aside from the retrograde Bob Stump, who isn’t scrambling to define himself as an environmentalist these days. What with Earth Day, an “environmental” president and unprecedented public support, almost every politician is going about in environmentalist drag. Small wonder why. The New…

THE SLICK AND SLIPPERY SYMINGTON CAMPAIGN

J. Fife Symington III grew up on a 500-acre estate in the blue-blood Maryland hunt country. There were neighbors with names like S. Bonsal White Jr. and Benjamin Howell Griswold IV. Symington went to Harvard. His father went to Princeton. The family owned a steel mill. Symington is a man…

Keating Five Choke on Charlie’s Filthy Lucre

Perhaps the most dramatic revelations to come out of the huge savings and loan disaster will come during the trial of Charles Keating. That trial, which will be heard here in Phoenix before U.S. District Court Judge Richard Bilby, still is probably a year away. But now the possibility of…

LEAPIN’ LIZARDS

It seemed my son was just starting to get the hang of having a sister when he said, “Hey, dad. When Jessica gets a little older, I’m going to buy her a Barbie doll!” He promptly shattered the illusion by adding, “And then we can play `Barbie versus Godzilla’!” The…

Foot Soldier of the Planet Canny

James Devine picks up an empty Silver Bullet near the curb of a downtown Phoenix street. It’s 7:30 on an early-April morning. He crushes the can with his boot, and tosses it into his large plastic sack. The bag is almost filled from the previous afternoon’s work, but there’s always…

The ROTC Peacenik

Doug Lynch was the best and the brightest that the ROTC program at Arizona State University had to offer in the early 1980s. For four consecutive semesters ending with the spring of 1984, he won election as the military program’s “outstanding cadet” and maintained its highest grade point average. Lynch’s…

Why Was Tyrone Childs Killed?

This April Fools’ Day, Diana Wiley watched Tyrone Childs fall on his knees and collapse in a dusty, littered backyard in Ajo, Arizona. She remembers thinking the pistol that Pima County sheriff’s deputy Mark Penner fired at her lover must have had fake bullets. Why else would the .45- caliber…

Spic-And-Spanning The Globe

Sometime back in 1960, a full decade before Earth Day I, a Texas-bred hausfrau rolled out of her bed in Hawaii, donned one of her trademark muumuus (which she fashioned from old shower curtains or cast-off bedspreads), parked herself in front of her typewriter and forever changed the way America…