GYM RATSGAY-BAITING GETS A GOOD WORKOUT AT A LOCAL HEALTH CLUB

The tee shirts and stickers began to appear about five months ago. The tee shirts read “I’m straight” on the front and on the back, “Not bent.” The stickers got right to the point: The words “No fags” appeared inside a circle with a slash through it. They began showing…

CASEY AT THE WHEELUSED CAR NIGHT AT THE OL’ BALLPARK

Craig Pletenik was standing near third base, trying to remain as calm as possible as he repeated “Mayday, mayday” into a walkie-talkie. He had exactly ninety seconds between innings at the Phoenix Firebirds game against the Calgary Cannons. Nearby stood a family looking hopefully at the left-field fence. In the…

THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND THE FBI

Last week the fifteen good people in the jury box watched a parade of FBI agents step into the witness stand. This jury, like all juries, is composed of citizens who are chosen because they are like the rest of us. They do not summer in Portofino. They work for…

THE FIRE THIS TIME

“I’ve been waiting two days to get on the stand,” Chuck Diettrich says. He is a husky man in a dark blue pinstripe suit. He paces slowly up and down the nearly empty corridor on the thirteenth floor of the Central Courthouse in downtown Phoenix. Diettrich, 50, is waiting to…

WAYNE’S HUMBLE ABODE

Wayne Newton lives in one of the better parts of Las Vegas, in the same neighborhood as Nancy Sinatra, Gladys Knight, and Paul Harvey’s son. Newton’s spread has strolling peacocks, air-conditioned horse barns, manmade lakes, a helipad, and, because of the tour buses, a twelve-foot wall. “It looks like something…

LOCAL LAWYERS INTRODUCED TO ETHICS

“This is going to be fun,” assistant Maricopa County attorney Jessica Funkhouser promises the bleary-eyed barristers. The occasion is a three-hour seminar titled “Ethics for Public Lawyers–The Higher Standard,” part of the State Bar of Arizona’s annual convention. “The `Higher Standard’?” one local lawyer says as the 9 a.m. session…

THE TOXICS SHUFFLE

ENSCO was the stuff of nightmares, a fuming, snorting, glowering demon that would have gorged on toxic waste, expelling its lethal scat into the air we all breathe. When it inhaled, wastes from all over the West would be sucked into Arizona. It would exhale dioxins, heavy metals and countless,…

BRUSH WITH GREATNESS DICK GEORGE’S JOB IS TO PUBLICIZE RUBY, THE

The hottest local public relations man is not slick or manipulative. At work he wears boots and a cowboy hat instead of the usual overworked grin and slimy handshake. His client is a total beast who nonetheless has sparked an incredible buzz in the international media. The hot publicist is…

WHAT THE EVIDENCE WILL SHOW

In Washington, D.C., a gentleman boards a jet and flies across the country to Arizona. This man is a lawyer from a city of lawyers. He is Mr. Daniel Fromstein, a prosecutor with the Department of Justice of the United States. Once in Phoenix, Fromstein must drive from the floor…

NEGATIVE BIOFEEDBACK

FINAL VERSION For his article on Biosphere 2, Marc Cooper did not investigate science or an ecological research project–a task he has no scientific qualifications to do in any event. Instead he set out, by his own admission, “predisposed to find an eccentric group of goofballs.” What we are asked…

THE RISE AND GALL OF RUBEN ORTEGA

He loved power. Without it, Ruben Ortega was just an ordinary man. He was possessed of neither dazzling wit nor overwhelming intelligence. His clothes were nondescript. His lack of sophistication and general knowledge was surprising even for a police officer. But as chief of one of the ten largest police…

OF FIREBRANDS AND FILES

This is where you want your children to grow up. Prescott. It is clean. It is beautiful. It is peaceful. On a Sunday afternoon in Prescott, the appearance of tranquillity is everywhere. Just off the town square, the local sports tavern, Penelope Parkenfarker’s, hosts a friendly full house as the…

THE SEXUAL REVULSIONGAYS AND THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW

Roger Rea is a gay attorney who was badly beaten up last year. The night before he was badly beaten up, he made his first visit to a gay bar since he and his longterm lover had parted ways months before. He chose Apollo’s, a well-known joint on Seventh Street,…

THE SECRET WARS OF CHIEF ORTEGA

If Phil Alvidrez had known that Ruben Ortega was in the audience, he might have said it differently. Alvidrez, news director of the ABC affiliate in Phoenix, was describing the futility of his station’s freedom-of-information lawsuit against the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA). He was one of several panelists invited by…

A NEW POLLUTION CZAR?

The leading candidate for Arizona’s environmental-quality czar is a career federal regulator who is credited with helping clean up the state’s two dirtiest copper smelters. Sources close to Governor Fife Symington’s office confirm that the official, John Wise, a 48-year-old Tucson native, leads the short list and could be named…