Lurking Behind Roe

Abortion foes who are counting on the U.S. Supreme Court to make the practice illegal in Arizona may be rudely surprised. Last month, the nation’s high court agreed to review a Missouri law that restricts the right to abortion. Advocates on both sides of the issue believe the justices will…

Dance, Kim, Dance

To see Kim Sonderegger on-stage– her elegant face covered in layers of make-up, her slender body wrapped in net and tulle–you’d never think she was just a “grunt.” You might guess she used to prance around her parents’ living room, dreaming she was a prima ballerina. You might guess, from…

Insect Asides

Most people who’ve had the misfortune of making my acquaintance are of the opinion that I am just another cynic hardened by living far too long as a city dweller. They couldn’t be more wrong. Just this past week I bought my fourth farm–specifically, my fourth Uncle Milton’s Giant Ant…

Ten Weeks to Live

In the basement of the well-worn Kingman courthouse, the spectators who’ve arrived for the Clawson bail hearing are spilling out into the hall. As they wander around in the hall’s narrow dead end, their faces are alert for word from within the closet-sized courtroom that a way has been found…

Four Easy Pieces

I’m not a Lute Olson fan. To me, any Sunday his University of Arizona team loses a basketball game on national TV is a fine one. I’ve nothing against the Wildcat players. Actually, they appear quite likable. They play very well, too. It’s Olson who gives me difficulty. He coaches…

The Perfect Couple

I called Cameron and Heidi because I cannot imagine what it feels like to be an entirely likable person. I cannot imagine that the day will ever come when drill squads of military men will tramp across the TV screen and chant about me some version of, “We like Cameron…

Jesus Swiped My Goldfish

The morning coffee had yet to complete the perk cycle when my three-year-old son hollered, “Daddy! Come look! Come look!” I get this request about 3,000 times a day. There was no reason to suspect I was being summoned to view anything more unusual than a Lego spaceship, a wooden-block…

Is There A Doctor In The House?

The stories follow a pattern: The mother is anxious, the doctor is pooh-poohing, and the child nearly dies–or does. The career of Kingman pediatrician Ahmad Khan, the doctor entrusted with Christine Clawson’s care, is distinguished at least in part by the unsettling stories that some Kingman mothers and grandmothers tell…

Cap’n Dave’s Kitchen

Dear Cap’n Dave, Where can you go in Phoenix and spend $3 for a lunch that would fill a Phoenix Cardinals defensive lineman? Answer: Food City, at 1648 South 16th Street. A mixed burro, side of beans, and a medium Coke will set you back $2.94 (before tax). I’ve traveled…

A AUH2O at Heart

The hand-painted sign on the wall in St. Joseph’s Hospital reads: “Me llamo Nicolas Ruiz Flores.” When Nicolas was three, his dad was kidnaped and executed. Later that same year Nicolas’ mother was kidnaped and she is presumed dead. The child cannot tell you very much about what happened to…

Cops Put On Their Kid Gloves

On the morning of the biggest anti- abortion demonstration in Phoenix history, the prayerful, placard-bearing, demon-eyed enemies of abortion weren’t the real story. The real story was the complacent, glad-handing, slow-footed Phoenix police, who milled among the lawbreakers as though they’d stumbled into a party. This came as a huge…

Cap’n Daves Kitchen

Dear Cap’n Dave, I find this luncheon spot (The Turtle’s Hurdle) very good. The food is tops and the place is extra clean. Try it sometime. Walter F. Dudley Accountant Phoenix I found The Turtle’s Hurdle just north of the lovely intersection of Indian School and 15th Avenue. A garden…

Gimme Shelter!

If Bill Moss can teach Arabs how to sew tents, he can probably teach America how to house its homeless. At least house them temporarily so they won’t freeze to death in the long, cold night. House them in cardboard. This famous artist-tentmaker-designer doesn’t care that some people think he’s…

Off the Track

One inch could be all that decides whether Valley voters are willing to tax themselves for thirty years to build the country’s most ambitious mass transit system. That inch–raising public suspicion Valley-wide–is how mapmakers for the Regional Public Transportation Authority show mile-wide “corridors” in which they want to build a…

The Road to Hell is Paved

It’s relatively easy to turn a “2” into a “4” on a piece of paper. Mark Killian thinks he can do the same thing with Arizona law. Four years ago state lawmakers agreed to let Maricopa County voters decide whether to impose a temporary half-cent sales tax to fund freeway…

Another Loss for Pitiful ASU

I felt sorry for Steve Patterson the other day when they ordered him to announce his resignation. The Arizona State basketball coach was just one more victim of J. Russell Nelson, that total incompetent who still sits as president of the university. It was predicted even before Nelson came down…

My Dinner with Andre

The greatest athletes stand alone. Magic Johnson, Mike Tyson, Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, Orel Hershiser, Larry Bird. Each of these men is an artist whose canvas is sport. They transcend their respective games and loom above them like colossi. (Author’s note to dumb people: Colossi is the plural of colossus,…

Moniker Madness

Every day, newspaper headlines scream of crimes against children. Yet there is one rampant horror you never read about. Its victims are helpless newborns, and it destroys their lives. Fact: Every 26 seconds in this country, a child is born with an idiotic name. Why the government hasn’t stepped in,…

The ValTrans’ for Who?

I received a letter from a man who doesn’t trust the people who are running the campaign to push the approval of rapid transit in Maricopa County. He wondered why the financial war chest, which now approaches $500,000, comes from land owners and contractors who stand to gain most from…

Colangelo’s Idea of Fair Play

I arrived half an hour early. I wanted to watch Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in warm-up. It was to be one of Kareem’s final appearances as a player in Veterans’ Memorial Coliseum. The press box was nearly empty. As I have been doing for the past nine years, I spotted an empty…

Miracle Vision Fun Facts!

Tired of having your friends sneer and jeer whenever you drag out the latest batch of miracle snapshots? Take a tip from the ace shutterbugs who regularly snap photos of the Bayside Apparitions, a series of religious visions seen near the Vatican Pavilion on the abandoned site of the 1965…