Jetpack Created by ASU Student Jason Kerestes Pushes Runners Along Faster

Arizona State University engineering student Jason Kerestes’ jetpack won’t let its wearers fly — but running like the wind may be the next best thing. Kerestes, a graduate student and welding expert, is the “mastermind” behind the 4MM project, a combined effort by ASU and the Defense Advanced Research Projects…

MCSO Dropped From Federal Military Equipment Program After Losing Weapons

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office can no longer obtain military surplus gear through a federal government program after losing nine firearms. The Sheriff’s Office obtained the equipment through what’s known as the 1033 program, which has come to national attention recently amid concerns of police militarization, especially during protests in…

Terry Haupt of Colorado Loves Dogs — Maybe a Little Too Much

Sheriff’s deputies arrested a Colorado man on Wednesday on suspicion of conspiracy to commit bestiality after he put an ad on Craigslist that was answered by a police officer. Terry Wayne Haupt, 52, apparently thought his dreams of puppy love had come true when a woman answered the ad he…

Bill Montgomery Doubles-Down on Clown Car of Islamaphobic Crackpots

During his regular Wednesday press conference, Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery reaffirmed his commitment to bringing a crew of Islamaphobic crackpots to town on the taxpayer’s dime, supposedly to instruct prosecutors and law enforcement on threats presented by Muslim extremists. The training session, titled “Understanding the Threat,” which is to…

Ask a Mexican on Bland Mexican Beer

The Mexican-American community is the most adversely affected by the influx of illegals. Only the politicians have any gain from lumping all Hispanics into the Latino category. Are proud, hardworking Mexican-Americans actually willing to continually diminish their own children’s American future purely to facilitate the radical Chicano politician’s dream of…

Phoenix-Area Storm Damage Forces Some People Out of Their Homes

The storm that caused record rainfall around Phoenix yesterday caused enough damage to force some homeowners out of their houses. There’s no way of telling exactly how many people were displaced from their homes because of flooding, but Red Cross officials tell New Times that a dozen people sought shelter…