Laci Caldwell’s Vagina Held Nearly Five Ounces of Meth, Border Agents Say

Laci Caldwell’s vagina may hold less cargo than Claudia “Home of the One-Pounder” Ibarra’s, but the 25-year-old accused smuggler wins points for creative storytelling. Caldwell was stopped on Monday while walking from Mexico at the San Luis port of entry south of Yuma after agents noticed she “seemed to be…

10 Craziest Phoenix Crimes of the Month: July

No matter how many police reports we read through on a monthly basis, the criminal creativity, stupidity, and craziness never ceases to amaze us.Just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s always something worse. From a cocaine-thieving plastic surgeon, to a guy barfing on a dog and shooting its…

Ian Kennedy Trade to San Diego Padres: Yay or Nay?

Ian Kennedy, the supposed ace of the Arizona Diamondbacks, was traded yesterday to the San Diego Padres.It was one of the few moves of a high-profile player before the MLB trade deadline, and in return, the Diamondbacks get left-handed reliever Joe Thatcher, a AA-level pitching prospect, and a draft pick…

Ask a Mexican on Viva la Raza

I’m curious as to the meaning of the term “Viva la Raza” that I have often heard expressed by my friends and family. I know what it translates to, but I don’t know why we say it. I happen to be what some call a “half-breed,” and therein lies my…

Target Shooting a Major Cause of Arizona Forest Fires

Gary Hanna’s cruising through the desert wildlands east of Phoenix in his white SUV, hunting for shooters. On this warm early morning in late June, the forest ranger is one of several state and federal officials patrolling the southern Tonto National Forest on the lookout for one of the most…

Murders in Mexican State of Sonora Decrease, but Not by Much

The number of murders in the Mexican state of Sonora — which borders Arizona — decreased for the second year in a row, according to the Mexican government.Although Arizona’s population is more than double that of Sonora, there have been more murders in Sonora than in Arizona during each of…

Toll Lanes for Solo Drivers in the HOV Lane: Yay or Nay?

A group of automotive enthusiasts is trying to prevent any roads and highways in the state from becoming toll roads, including potential toll lanes on highways, which would allow solo drivers to pay to use the carpool lane.The Arizona Automobile Hobbyist Council has until July 3, 2014, to collect 259,213…