Southern Arizona Teenager Caught at Border with Heroin Thighs

Today in Found at the Border: No, the southern Arizona teenager recently arrested at the border has not been working out — it was just a bunch of heroin duct-taped to his legs.According to U.S. Customs and Border Protection, the 17-year-old teenager pictured above, from the border town of San…

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Probable Cause

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.This week, all of our alleged offenders have…

More Capable Lawman: Joe Arpaio or This 100-Year-Old Posse Member?

Above is a photo of Sheriff Joe Arpaio and a 100-year-old member of Arpaio’s volunteer “posse.”According to a community newspaper, the man, Neal Coffman, “still performs radar duty, checking on vehicles, and reporting speeders to the Maricopa County Sheriff’s deputies, who have the authority to issue tickets and warnings. He…

Should the Coyotes Stay or Go?

It looks like the Phoenix Coyotes are here to stay (for at least five more years, anyway) after the Glendale City Council approved an arena-management deal with the team’s buyers.Although that was a huge deal, there’s still a significant rift between people who want them to stay, and people who…

An Ex-Marine Spun Fantasies About Being a Hit Man. One Day They Came True

His ears were a good conversation starter. Misshapen, the cartilage calcified by years spent scraping against sweat-soaked wrestling mats, they looked alien, possibly malignant. Ask about them and he’d tell you: two-time freestyle All-American from Salina, Oklahoma. Runner-up in the nationals. It was one of the few stories of his…

The Life and Death of an HBO Hooker

She was identified on the coroner’s slab by the tattoos: the wind-up angel on her shoulder, a woman resting on a flower across her abdomen, some Japanese kanji across her wrist. A purple tank top and jeans were mostly intact, reeking of petroleum. Her aunt gazed at the body covered…

Chris Simcox Pleads Not Guilty to Child Molestation Charges

Chris Simcox, the erstwhile face of the minuteman movement, was not playing to the cameras Wednesday morning in Maricopa County Superior Court, as he stood before Judge Casey Newcomb and pleaded not guilty to six felony counts related to child molestation. Rather, the one-time leader of Minuteman Civil Defense Corps…

Phoenix Coyotes Staying in Glendale

The Phoenix Coyotes (soon to be the Arizona Coyotes) are staying in Glendale.As has been the case every time it’s been said over the past few years that the Coyotes are staying, there are a few caveats…