Cardinals Get Carson Palmer From the Oakland Raiders

Carson Palmer of the Oakland Raiders is on his way to the desert.  The Associated Press reports that the deal includes a swap for this year’s sixth-round pick for Oakland’s seventh-round pick, and a conditional clause that could trade Arizona’s seventh-round 2014 draft choice as well…

Gerald Lee Culverson of Chandler Released from Jail Without Charge; Cops Back Off Murder Accusation, Retract Worst Details of Victim’s Bitten Breasts

Gerald Lee Culverson of Chandler has been released from jail without any pending charge, despite Monday’s allegation by police that he killed his girlfriend. Based on preliminary information from the county medical examiner, Chandler police today retracted two key details from the probable-cause statement from which we quoted in Monday’s…

Cardinals Expected to Get Carson Palmer From the Raiders

It looks like the Arizona Cardinals are getting quarterback Carson Palmer from the Oakland Raiders.  The final decision hasn’t been made, but an anonymous source told USA Today that the trade is being worked out, and after the Cardinals released John Skelton, it seems like a sure thing…

Gerald Lee Culverson of Chandler Killed Girlfriend and Chewed Her Breasts, Cops Say; UPDATE – Culverson Released, Worst Details of Victim’s Injuries Retracted by Cops

In a case that sounds more like a zombie attack than a homicide report, Chandler police busted a 58-year-old trailer-park resident on Friday for allegedly killing his girlfriend and gnawing on her breasts. After Gerald Lee Culverson called paramedics to the home he shared with his deceased girlfriend, Deborah Courtney,…

Jim Carrey, Right on Gun Nuts, Fox News, Emma Stone…

Cold Dead Hand with Jim Carrey from Jim Carrey I’ve lived in New York, Los Angeles and a few places in between, but only in Arizona have I ever felt like I actually might need a gun. Not to protect myself from armed robbers and whatnot, but to protect myself…