Is Joe Arpaio Responsible for MCSO’s Bungled Sex-Crime Investigations?

Valley media outlets have started to take in the 10,000 page, $5,000 internal-affairs report from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office on its hundreds of bungled sex crimes.Based on several accounts of the report’s summary, the specific sex-crimes detectives involved weren’t pegged with all the blame. Understaffing is cited as a…

Is Steven Seagal a Certified Doofus?

If you’re not a fan of Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s school-patrol posse, then get a load of what Arpaio kiss-ass Steven Seagal thinks about you.”Anybody who has criticized me or the sheriff for standing up to help the children, in my opinion, is an embarrassment to the human race,” Seagal said…

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Association Game

Just about every week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.You may be familiar with the word-association game — one…

Border Patrol Arrests in Arizona Lowest in Nearly Two Decades

U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials say the last year Border Patrol apprehended fewer people than last year was almost two decades ago.The 124,631 “apprehensions” by Border Patrol in Arizona in 2012 is the lowest number in 19 years, and the agency says that’s how they measure attempted border crossings…

Is It Probably Unhealthy to Be a Big, Fat, Fatso Like Chris Christie?

Believe it or not, the drama between a Scottsdale doctor and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is still ongoing.Earlier this week, former White House doctor and current Scottsdale resident Connie Mariano gave her medical opinion on Christie, and wouldn’t ya know — the medical community tends to believe being a…