White House Responds to Secession Petitions, Explains How America Works

Although the meaningless online petition begging the federal government to let Arizona secede didn’t even get enough signatures to warrant a response, eight other states’ petitions did.To paraphrase the White House employee who responded to the petitions, “No.”See also:-Arizona Secession Movement Can’t Even Gather Enough Support on Meaningless Online Petition-Obama…

Joe Arpaio’s Fugitive Nabbed by U.S. Marshals

Talk about a broken record. The U.S. Marshals Service has once more done Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s job for him, this time by nabbing an escapee from Joe’s jails, who basically exchanged identities with another inmate, and walked out. See also: -Joe Arpaio Won’t Do His Job, So Marshal David Gonzales…

Jan Brewer Protested, 3 Arrested: Video by Dennis Gilman

Kudos to Phoenix videographer Dennis Gilman for his latest video, which captures the drama of yesterday’s demonstration at the state Capitol. There, as Governor Jan Brewer gave her state of the state speech to members of the Legislature, a coalition of activists protested Brewer’s executive order denying driver’s licenses to…

Jan Brewer on Blast by DREAMers and CBA in Protest: 3 Arrested

As Governor Jan Brewer addressed the Arizona Legislature in her state of the state speech Monday, protesters took over the state House lobby, demanding that Brewer rescind an executive order denying driver’s licenses to Arizona DREAMers who qualify for President Obama’s Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program. Led by Citizens…

Hugh Hallman for Governor: Yay or Nay?

Former Tempe Mayor Hugh Hallman says he’s thinking about running for governor.”Over the next few months, I will be traveling the state of Arizona to speak with and listen to people from all walks of life about what’s really important to them in their state government, and how we can…

Keith Kirk of Massachusetts Arrested in Chandler for Alleged Armed Robbery

Chandler just wasn’t far enough for fugitive and armed-robbery suspect Keith Kirk. Authorities tracked the man to the east Valley and had local authorities arrest him this morning in connection with the November 28 robbery in Oxford, Massachusetts.. (Not Oxford, England, as we slipped up and said previously.) Kirk, wearing…