Arizona Cardinals: Decent at Best; Green Bay Packers Win 31-17

The Arizona Cardinals’ trend of playing mediocre-but-losing football continued for a fifth straight game, as the Cards lost to the Green Bay Packers 31-17 at Lambeau Field yesterday.Even with the offensive line not playing at Pop Warner-level for once, the offensive unit was still meh, and as you can imagine,…

Does Anyone Care About Kyrsten Sinema’s Client List?

Democratic congressional candidate Kyrsten Sinema purportedly described herself as a “criminal defense attorney who represents murderers” a few years ago, and that’s apparently caused some controversy.That comment sparked supporters of her Republican opponent, Vernon Parker, to start demanding Sinema’s client list, including the names of any “murderers.”See also:-Bill Montgomery Joins…

Joe Arpaio’s Wackadoodle Supporters Freak Out

The above video posted in early October by YouTuber BlessedONE333returnz is freaking hi-larious, and offers a window into the cracked minds of these human PayDay bars who think Joe Arpaio walks on water. This crazy lady is kvetching off-camera about an anti-Arpaio mailer in the form of a faux newspaper…

Joe Arpaio’s Stooge Mike Stauffer Still in Sheriff’s Race, Rumors Aside

To rip off the great Samuel Langhorne Clemens, reports of Mike Stauffer’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. Finance reports were due in to the county last night, and the Republican-turned-Independent’s campaign for sheriff filed a “No Activity Statement,” which would normally attest to no expenditures or donations for the time…

Sun City’s Alleged Meth-Lab Mom Pleads Guilty to Child Abuse

Half of a Sun City couple that allegedly ran a meth lab in their garage pleaded guilty this morning to child abuse.Brenda Lipe initially faced five felony charges after she and her husband, Lancelot Lipe, were arrested in April after Maricopa County Sheriff’s deputies found out Lancelot had allegedly started…

El Mirage Mayor Laments That Complaining Residents are Uninformed, but Doesn’t Inform Them about City Presentations Offered to, Um, Inform Them

El Mirage Mayor Lana Mook bemoans that residents in her community are lodging fact-starved concerns and complaints with the city. Her solution? She gets city employees to address these oft-complained-about topics with PowerPoint presentations and handouts at a public meeting, but she doesn’t bother letting the public know that these…

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: When Things Go Wrong

Every week we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.This week, our Fourth Avenue visitors look like something definitely went wrong…

Obama Campaign Reportedly “Gives Up” on Arizona — Surprised?

President Obama’s campaign manager Jim Messina says they’re done trying to win Arizona, now that the election’s a few days away, according to Politico.”Messina called Arizona an ‘enticing prospect’ and said that public and private polling has shown the state fairly close,” the Politico report says. “But the Obama adviser…