Arizona Diamondbacks Pummeled By San Francisco Giants

One week from today, the San Francisco Giants will be going all out during the National League Division Series. The Arizona Diamondbacks, however, will be going on vacation until the spring. The playoff-bound Giants pummeled the D-backs — who are one game away from being eliminated from postseason contention –…

Did a Baby Really Do a Keg-Stand at an ASU Football Game?

It seems that not everyone has the same opinion on what’s going on in the picture to our right.Some say it’s an attempted joke for a photo opportunity, while others seem to think that it’s a baby chugging beer. Arizona State University’s police department is going to find out which…

Russell Pearce’s Bro Lester Pearce Faces Ethics Charges

I’ve rarely read a legal document so delightful. The one I’ve just received from the Arizona Commission on Judicial Conduct indicates that Lester Pearce, former Justice of the Peace and brother of recalled ex-state Senate President Russell Pearce, now faces various charges of ethical violations, in part, because he stumped…

Arizona: Best Place to Observe the Science of Xenophobia

We’ve spent the last year in the laboratory putting Phoenix under the microscope to reveal hundreds of specimens of the best culture, outdoor adventures, shopping, dining, and nightlife the city has to offer. And we’re finally ready to publish our results. Nerd alert! Now presenting Scientific Phoenix. Joe Arpaio’s Maricopa…

Joe Arpaio’s Deputies Go After Construction Workers for “Employer Sanction Operation” 67

After rounding up Mexican restaurant workers and patio-furniture repairmen, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office has carried out its third “employer sanctions operation” in the last two weeks, by arresting some construction workers this morning.That marks Sheriff Arpaio’s 67th “employer sanctions” operation”/illegal-immigrant roundup, as 15 workers at the Glendale-based United Construction…

Joe Arpaio’s Pink Underwear Torn to Shreds in Hilarious New Video from CPLE

CPLE scores with this animated skewering of Sheriff Joe Citizens for Professional Law Enforcement, the bi-partisan group headed by Democratic Arizona state Representative Ruben Gallego and Republican operative Carlos Sierra, have just released the hilarious, blistering animated video above, which takes Sheriff Joe Arpaio to task for his unnatural obsession…

ASU Police Not Sure Whether a Baby Actually Did a Keg-Stand

A baby tailgating at an Arizona State University football game was either chugging beer while doing a keg-stand or was subject to a photo-op, and the university’s police department is trying to figure it out.That photo was posted by someone on TheDirty.com, and not only did “Nik Richie” act like…

Arizona Diamondbacks Blanked by San Francisco Giants

The Arizona Diamondbacks are now two games away from playoff elimination, after getting blanked 6-0 by the San Francisco Giants last night in the Bay Area.Starting pitcher Wade Miley didn’t quite make a great case for himself in his bid for rookie of the year, as he gave up four…

Top Eight Reasons Conservatives Should Love Medical Marijuana

Not all conservatives want to lock up sick grannies and other medical-marijuana patients, a fact proven by the thousands of right-wingers who in 2010 voted “yes” on Arizona’s Prop 203. Yet in polls, Republicans and conservatives do tend to favor penalties for the plant’s growth and use more often than…

Ask a Mexican on Immigration Facts and Hiring Illegals

Hey, mojado: Since when do you think it’s okay to fuck up the facts of your wretched culture and concentrate on the few who have done something with their lives? For the most part, Mexicans are perverted, short, dark, little disgusting animals. You fit into that category. They shit out…

Your Music Guide to the Arizona State Fair

It used to be that playing the state fair circuit meant you were a has-been, that your rock ‘n’ roll career had gone belly-up (you know, like billed after the puppet show, Spinal Tap-style). Maybe it’s still like that in most places, but the Arizona State Fair always manages to…

Is a Nirvana-Style Breakthrough Looming with ’90s Revival?

We’ve almost weathered the ’80s revival without anybody rear-ending the morons stalled at the intersection listening to Spandau Ballet, but it’s official: The ladle’s scraping barrel when it comes to that decade’s nostalgia. The Winona Ryder/Christian Slater movie Heathers is getting turned into a series on Bravo. (Bitchy fictional teens,…