Joe Arpaio Creates Seven Jobs in Patio Furniture Industry (Just Kidding, Illegal-Immigrant Roundup Number 66)

Less than a week after taking credit for creating five jobs at a Mexican restaurant, Sheriff Joe Arpaio now claims he’s now opened up some “employment opportunities” in the patio furniture refurbishing industry.Of course, that’s a result of “employer sanctions operation”/illegal-immigrant roundup number 66, in which all seven people arrested…

Should LD13 Foreigner Darin Mitchell Be on the Ballot?

Legislative District 13 voters will be able to vote for GOP state House candidate Darin Mitchell, despite the fact that a judge ruled he doesn’t live in the district.He didn’t contest the part about not living in the district — some of the evidence can be found in the lawsuit,…

Ask a Mexican on the Gabacho Ego and Columbus Day

Why do gabachos always feel the need to talk about money or trips they have taken? I always notice this when I am at any restaurant, like they don’t have nada más de que hablar. They make a point to speak loudly for everybody to hear . . . especially…

Two Ex-Cons Fight for Stakes in a Gold-for-Cash Business

James D. Clark is delivering his father to the enemy. It’s the afternoon of April 19, the betrayal occurring around a conference table at the Tempe law office of Mark Sahl. Clark’s the son of prominent Arizona gold dealer Jim Clark, owner and CEO of Republic Monetary Exchange in Phoenix…

Appeals Court Lets LD13 Foreigner Darin Mitchell Stay on Ballot

Legislative District 13 voters will be able to vote for state House candidate Darin Mitchell, despite the fact that a judge ruled he doesn’t live in the district.Mitchell, a Republican, decided to appeal the county superior court ruling ordering him off the ballot, and he ended up winning that battle.See…

SB 1070’s “Papers Please” Section Now in Effect

U.S. District Court Judge Susan R. Bolton has lifted the injunction on Senate Bill 1070’s “papers please” provision, which allows cops to begin enforcing that section immediately.This move was pretty much expected, as Bolton signaled her intent to release the injunction a few weeks ago, as she noted that the…

Arizona Republic Website Paywall Is Really Easy to Avoid

In case you just went over your article limit on the Arizona Republic’s website, azcentral.com, and you just have to read all five sentences about some guy who got kind of scared because he’s not very good at landing airplanes, we have the solution.Just as a couple of our sister…