Arizona Diamondbacks Sweep Houston At Chase Field, Rockies Up Next

These days, the once-proud Houston Astros are more like a Triple-A minor league franchise than a bona fide big-league team. So when the `Stros came to town over the weekend, it was welcome news for the up-and-down Arizona Diamondbacks, who are (or should be) in desperation mode now as the…

Best Reader Caption for Joe Arpaio’s Master Birther Mike Zullo?

On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s lead birther “investigator,” Mike Zullo. After sifting through all the responses — as usual, some of them more politically correct than others — we’ve narrowed it down to five finalists. Only one person…

Russell Pearce Blames Victims for Dark Knight Massacre (w/Update)

See also: Russell Pearce’s Racism “Discovered” by Arizona’s Media See also: Russell Pearce’s Mexican-Bashing E-mails Slammed By Randy Parraz, Others Recalled, disgraced ex-state Senate President Russell Pearce’s heart, or what little there is of it, goes out to the victims of the Dark Knight Rises shootings in Aurora, Colorado. But…

Arizona’s Dumbest Alleged Criminals of 2012 (Thus Far…)

In the past few weeks, we’ve ranked the dumbest moments of two of Arizona’s most trusted elected officials, Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio. We decided to give the politicians a break this week and rank the dumbest moments of individuals who we’d actually expect to have really stupid…

Kirk Adams Not Satisfied With Matt Salmon’s Explanation of “Obamacare” Lobbying

See also: Congressional Candidate Matt Salmon Says Lobbyist Matt Salmon Never Lobbied for “Obamacare” Republican Congressman-turned-lobbyist-turned-congressional candidate Matt Salmon’s explanation of doing lobbying work on “Obamacare” bills — or not doing lobbying work on the bills — isn’t quite satisfying former Arizona House Speaker Kirk Adams.Adams accused his primary opponent…

Tempe Naked Man on Bath Salts No. 2: Police Say Michael Hurtado Was Making Out With a U-Haul Steering Wheel and a Cop Car

See also: Tempe Joins the Naked-Man-on-Bath-Salts Train The Tempe Police Department was probably not messing around Wendesday when it issued a public warning about the chemicals known as “bath salts.”After finding 23-year-old Sean-Paul Branscome slamming himself against walls and jogging around a Tempe neighborhood in the nude on Sunday after…

Russell Pearce’s Racism “Discovered” by Arizona’s Media

See also: ACLU Seeks New Injunction on “Papers Please” Portion of SB 1070 See also: Russell Pearce Scores Another Win Against Hispanics See also: Russell Pearce’s Falsehoods, Inaccuracies and Inventions on Channel 12’s Sunday Square-Off See also: Russell Pearce Preaches Hate on Ban Amnesty Now Radio Show Color me bemused by the local…

Joe Arpaio’s Master Birther Mike Zullo in You Write the Caption

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his birther brigade — led by chief “investigator” Mike Zullo — held another press conference this week to announce their new “evidence” that President Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery.Not surprisingly, the Cold Case Posse’s “evidence” was debunked months before Arpaio and Zullo presented…

Joe Arpaio’s Deputy Thinks Most Day-Laborers Are Undocumented

See also: Joe Arpaio’s Racial Profiling Trial Begins, and, Yes, He’s Guilty as Sin See also: Joe Arpaio Racial-Profiling Trial Draws Protestors’ Calls for Justice on Opening Day See also: Joe Arpaio’s Racial Profiling Case Costs County Close To $1 Million, So Far In the law-enforcement experience of Maricopa County…