Joe Arpaio and the “Birther” Gang Gather at the Capitol, Where Carl Seel Likened His “Birther” Bill to Women’s Suffrage

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and the “birther” gang — now including legislators — held a press conference at the capitol today to push state Representative Carl Seel’s “birther” bill.Seel’s bill, as you may recall, is the watered-down, penis-free version of last year’s bill, which  forces presidential candidates to sign…

Nude Person This Morning at Phoenix’s “Release the Fear” Sculpture

We stopped at a  red light at Central a few hours ago, ready to turn left onto Roosevelt. People who live or work in downtown Phoenix know the quirky little park at that busy intersection. Central and Roosevelt, 9 a.m. ​ It’s the location of that magnificent 24-foot-tall metal sculpture of a “man”…

Mesa Creep(s) Hid From Women, Grabbed Them From Behind

As a heads-up, there are some weirdos — possibly one weirdo — who have hid in some random places around Mesa and grabbed women from behind.Mesa police Detective Steve Berry tells New Times three women have reported being grabbed from behind by a guy, with two of those cases occurring…

CD9 Gets Another One: Republican Leah Campos Schandlbauer, Ex-CIA Officer

Republican Leah Campos Schandlbauer has become the ninth person to announce a candidacy for Arizona’s newly formed Ninth Congressional District.According to her campaign announcement, Schandlbauer’s a Scottsdale resident, Hispanic Republican, and a former CIA operations officer. Her campaign says she resigned from the CIA to enter this race.For those keeping…

Is State Representative Daniel Patterson “Innocent” Now?

This past month hasn’t been the greatest for Democratic state Representative Daniel Patterson.Nearly a month ago, Patterson became the subject of a House ethics complaint over claims of domestic violence from his ex-girlfriend, and pleaded not guilty to four misdemeanor charges related to domestic-violence allegations.The ethics complaint came out on…

Russell Pearce’s Ban Amnesty Now Announces Boycott of New Times

It’s pretty easy for a scribbler in this town to know when you’ve drawn blood from local hypocrites: Those skewered squeal like hogs being boiled alive in Karo syrup.Recalled ex-state Senate President Russell Pearce is no exception, despite his tough-guy pose. Make that double for his mini-me enabler Sean McCaffrey,…

Phoenix Suns Win Two Road Games Over the Weekend

The Phoenix Suns stayed alive in the hunt for a Western Conference playoff bid after two big weekend wins. On Friday night, the Suns edged out a good Indiana Pacers team 113-111, and on Sunday afternoon in Cleveland, they demolished the Cavaliers 108-83. The two wins give the Suns a…

Matt Salmon’s Big on the New Jesus (Who Claims He Saved Hitler’s Soul)

The video above is a rambling from Congressman-turned-lobbyist-turned-Congressional candidate Matt Salmon, giving his glowing review of an organization founded by an extremely wealthy fellow who’s done some prison time, wears a cape, thinks he’s the second coming of Christ, and believes crosses on churches are signs of Satan’s victory, among…

Will Andrew Thomas and Lisa Aubuchon Be Disbarred?

Stock up on the popcorn — a State Bar disciplinary panel is set to release the findings of its inquiry into former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas, and former deputy county attorneys Lisa Aubuchon and Rachel Alexander on April 10.Both Thomas and Aubuchon face possible disbarment, and Alexander could have…

Joe Arpaio Heads to Trial July 19 in Racial Profiling Lawsuit

More than four years after it was first filed, and more than three years since the American Civil Liberties Union lodged its amended complaint in the case, the big racial profiling lawsuit against Sheriff Joe Arpaio —  Melendres v. Arpaio — will finally go to trial this summer. That is, if…