Phoenix Suns Stymied in Denver

The Phoenix Suns dropped to 12-17 on the season Tuesday as the Denver Nuggets handed the Suns a 109-92 road loss. The Suns aren’t that good this season, obviously, and without Grant Hill and, especially, Steve Nash in the lineup, you can pretty much forget about winning…

Can’t Get Enough of People Complaining About Abortion? Good, Because The Susan B. Anthony List Is Coming

If you’ve heard enough about abortion in Arizona recently, that’s apparently too damn bad.Between Arizona Congressman Trent Franks’ and the state Legislature’s fascination with abortion-related legislation, there’s plenty of abortion bullying to spread around.Still, the anti-abortion Susan B. Anthony List organization is spending some time in the desert this week…

Playboy Coming to Tempe in Search of A Couple New Boobies

If you’ve got boobs and can be in Tempe on March 1, Playboy would like to have a word with (and glance at) you.The nudie mag isn’t releasing the exact location of the, uh, interviews (gotta keep the perverts at bay), but the casting call offers the opportunity to be…

Arizona Centennial: Are You Impressed The State Made It This Long?

To some people, today may be called Valentine’s Day. To others — sometimes referred to as “singles” — it’s the Arizona Centennial.Yep, President William Howard Taft let Arizona join the club that is the United States of America on February 14, 1912, and we’re celebrating the fact that Arizona exists…

Phoenix Suns Go Softly Into That Good Night, Lose Game in San Fran

The Phoenix Suns seemed in control of the Golden State Warriors for about the first 34 minutes of last night’s game in San Francisco. The problem was, the pro game is 48 minutes long, and the Suns couldn’t stop the Warriors for the duration, losing 102-96. ​  Marcin Gortat had…

Jerry Brice, Ex-Con, Found With Gun at Westside Apartment Complex

Jerry Brice of Phoenix has spent half of his life in prison.Lately, he hasn’t been trying too hard to stay out.The ex-con was found last week in a Phoenix apartment complex parking lot allegedly threatening someone with a semi-automatic he shouldn’t have had.After a 1993 conviction for attempted murder, Brice…

New Times Welcomes Matthew Hendley Back To the Valley

We’d like to take a moment to introduce the newest addition to New Times’ stable of scribes — please join us in welcoming Matthew Hendley back to the Valley.Loyal Valley Fever-ers may remember Hendley — he did an internship with us last year and brought us some classic yarns about…