Herman Cain and Joe Arpaio in You Write the Caption

In honor of the sexual-harassment allegations against Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, we’ve opted to go with the above photo we snapped of Cain puckerin’ up to Joe Arpaio’s boo-tay for this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.Cain, as you may know, is the current frontrunner in the…

Is Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu Definitely Running For Congress?

The Pinal County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to New Times yesterday that Sheriff Paul Babeu’s right-hand man is forming an exploratory committee for a potential run for Babeu’s job. Babeu’s chief deputy, Steve Henry, will announce later today that he’s considering running for Pinal County sheriff.Babeu, as you may know, is…

“Celebrity Fight Night” With Octomom, Amy Fisher and Others Violates Trademark of Muhammad Ali Event With Same Name, Suit Alleges

An Arizona non-profit company that hosts a yearly event to benefit Phoenix’s Muhammad Ali Parkinson Center is asking a federal judge to stop a pay-per-view boxing event from using its name.The Celebrity Fight Night Foundation wants a restraining order issued against FilmOn.com before its November 5 broadcast. Also called Celebrity…

Right-Wing Bloggers Jump Into County Fray — and Facts Be Damned

The public can be forgiven for not fully understanding the ongoing mess of Maricopa County politics, and why a former county attorney stands to lose his law license. But, dang it, people who publish articles on the subject ought to come close to showing they understand it — or at…

Russell Pearce’s Massive Whoppers on Horizon

Sand Land’s clown prince of lies, spitting whoppers on Horizon. Cataloging and debunking state Senate President Russell Pearce’s prevarications, untruths, half-truths, and outright whoppers is a full-time gig. Whenever this meretricious Mesan opens his gob, out flows a canard-filled torrent that rivals the Tohoku tsunami. People ask me, “So what…

ABC News Releases Preview of Gabrielle Giffords’ Interview; Unclear Whether Congresswoman Will Speak on Camera *VIDEO*

ABC News has released a preview of Diane Sawyer’s interview with Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, and it remains unclear whether the congresswoman — who was shot “through the brain” during Jared Loughner’s January 8 Tucson shooting rampage — will speak on camera.When the interview was announced in September, Giffords’ spokesman Mark…

Paul Babeu’s Chief Deputy Steve Henry Considering a Run For Boss’ Job — Now That Babeu’s Considering Running For Congress

Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu announced last week that he’s considering running for Congress — his chief deputy, Steve Henry, however, apparently thinks Babeu is definitely running for Congress, and is now considering running for his boss’ job, the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office confirms to New Times.PCSO spokesman Elias Johnson…

Murder/Suicide Suspected in Phoenix Trailer Deaths

Two dead bodies were found in a Phoenix trailer home last night, and the cops suspect it to be a murder/suicide.Phoenix Sergeant Steve Martos says police were called to a trailer in the 2600 block of East Morrow Drive about about 7 p.m. after an elderly man found the body…

Columbus Mayor Michael Coleman’s Still Boycotting Arizona. Yay or Nay?

Michael Coleman, the mayor of Columbus, Ohio, is still boycotting Arizona because of SB 1070, Arizona’s controversial immigration law — according to Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, that is (we’ve got a call into to Coleman’s office to verify — stay tuned…).Three Columbus police officers were supposed to come to…

Ask a Mexican on Racial Epithets

These days, using the word “nigger” is considered so offensive that, in its place, we now use the term “n-word.” Of course, never mind that blacks use it among themselves as a term of endearment, pero esa es una historia para un otro dia. Sin embargo, it raises a pregunta…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

MR. MAYOR Stanton’s as honest as they come: Though Greg Stanton has the personality of a robot, I like him much better than [Wes] Gullett. Stanton, at least, isn’t a two-faced liar (“Spin City,” Monica Alonzo, October 20). Your article proves that Gullett licks his finger and sticks it up…