E.J. Montini, Take a Powder; Richard Ruelas, Take His Place, Please

If the editors over at Phoenix’s daily fishwrap had half a brain, they’d relegate their star columnist E.J. “Milksop” Montini to checking typos in the classifieds, and make Richard Ruelas his replacement.Ruelas used to have his own column in the Rep back in the day, but apparently he had a tad too…

Emil Pulsifer’s Intriguing Essay on the Subject of Immigration

Regular readers of the Feathered Bastard blog are familiar with the trenchant, and often amusing observations of regular commenter Emil Pulsifer. So you will be interested in Pulsifer’s recent, thought-provoking guest column for Jon Talton’s Rogue Columnist blog. Formerly a business columnist for the Arizona Republic, Talton currently dwells in…

Joe Arpaio Subject of Federal Grand Jury, Channel 5 Reports (w/Update)

According to KPHO’s 5 p.m. newscast, the station has confirmed that a federal grand jury is looking into Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s abuses of power, and his retaliatory investigations of his political enemies. Reporter Morgan Loew just broke the story that two county officials have received subpoenas ordering them to testify before the…

Joe Arpaio Wins Best “Corruption-Based Chutzpah” from TPM; and the Rep Notices Joe Depo, Misses Diss of E.J.

Those wisenheimers over at the blog Talking Points Memo have honored Maricopa County’s corrupt top constable with one of their annual “Golden Duke” awards, “given in recognition of great accomplishments in muckiness including acts of venal corruption, outstanding self-inflicted losses of dignity, crimes against the republic, bribery, exposed hypocrisy and generally malevolent governance.”Named…

Joe Arpaio, Clueless or Cunning? Sheriff Does His Sgt. Schultz Impersonation During Seven Hour Depo in Racial Profiling Lawsuit (Depo Attached)

A cross between Ronald Reagan post-presidency and Sgt. Schultz from a Hogan’s Heroes rerun: That’s the impression Sheriff Joe Arpaio gave recently during a seven hour deposition under oath as part of the big Melendres vs. Arpaio racial-profiling lawsuit now working its way through federal court.Under rigorous interrogation by David…