Senator Jesse Helms, no-longer-living evidence that the good die young… The caustic sensation of hatred and bile inching up the back of my throat: It’s the same feeling I used to get as a teenager in North Carolina, as I watched Republican Senator Jesse Helms play the race card over…
Buffalo Rick, just outside the Macehualli Work Center, nearby where he’s alleged to have taken an illegal public piss. Local anti-immigrant activist and alleged public urinator Buffalo Rick Galeener inched a tad closer to trial today on a March 8 incident in which Galeener stands accused of taking an al…
Jeez, Joe, take a nap, will ya? You’re too old to keep up this pace… Ancient oldsters being wheeled around by their 70-year-old “children.” Blue-hairs lugging about their own oxygen tanks. A withered old crone with literally one tooth in her mouth, eager to get her book signed. The occasional…
The Silver Fox, Mesa Police Chief George Gascon, outwitted and outmaneuvered Sheriff Joe on Thursday. See a slideshow of yesterday’s events, here. So where was Joe yesterday afternoon for the big Mesa sweep? Pro-immigrant protesters were out in full force in front of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office substation in…
The Shaq video that’s got the whole world yappin’, even mean, ol’ Sheriff Joe… By now, nearly everyone’s seen the freakin’ hi-larious clip above of Suns center Shaquille O’Neal dissin’ the Lakers’ Kobe Bryant for not being able to take an NBA championship without him, bustin’ rhymes like, “You know…
Joe giving the oldsters a thrill at the recent Scottsdale booksigning. One thing I like about these ongoing protests of Sheriff Joe signing his book Joe’s Law at Barnes and Noble stores throughout the Valley, is that they strip away the veneer of bullshit that overlays everything to do with…
Randy Parraz of the Maricopa Citizens for Safety and Accountability following his grilling of the Supes this past Thursday. Maricopa County Board of Supervisors meetings resemble a cross between kabuki theater and Stalinist show trials. Brown-shirted MCSO deputies line the walls. Speakers are cut off at three minutes, or threatened…
The things people will cop to online. Take these recent postings to the message board of United for a Sovereign America, one of the Valley’s most virulent hate groups led by alleged public urinator Buffalo Rick Galeener and erstwhile KIA-dealer Rusty Childress. Under the June 16 subject heading “beware!!!!!,” U.S.A…
So what do you expect from a pack of baguette-chomping, Bordeaux-swilling Frogs when it comes to producing a short item on our corrupt top constable Sheriff Joe Arpaio? If you guessed a slab of fresh, steaming pile o’ merde, with Joe’s mug perched atop it like a party favor, then…
The following bit o’ weirdness comes courtesy of a reader who was sent the initial e-mail below from one Jon Garrido, a local activist and wannabe Phoenix city councilman. Garrido runs the “Hispanic News” Web site (http://hispanic.cc), which bills itself as, “The number 1 Hispanic website in the United States.”…
Crispin Glover at Chandler Cinemas in May with Midnite Movie Mamacita Andrea Beesley-Brown. Crispin Glover lecturing Village Voice Media attorney Steve Suskin and New Times editor Rick Barrs on libel law. Glover educating locals on his needs while in town. Glover insisting on payment in cash before taking the stage…
Master debunker Mark “Gravy” Roberts’ video blasting the BS 9/11 conspiracy theory of a controlled demo out of the proverbial H2O. WITH A WIMPER: Wannabe-PhD Blair Gadsby crapped out today on his Looney Tunes hunger strike in front of U.S. Senator John McCain’s Phoenix office. Gadsby announced this afternoon on…
I’m on deadline all day Tuesday, and so, alas, will likely miss the following. Wish I could be there to report on the tsunami of insanity that will deluge the Arizona state Capitol as Blair “My kingdom for a hotdog!” Gadsby and a rabid horde troofer tards storm the Legislature…
9/11 hunger artist Blair Gadsby and Republiloon Karen Johnson, pictured conferring outside the offices of U.S. Senator John McCain on hungry4truth.com. Look, up in the sky. It’s a black helicopter. No it’s a drone aircraft piloted by a Mossad agent. Bzzzt. Wrong again, false flag-boy, it’s TROOFER MAN! And he’ll…
In light of reports that Mesa fruitcake and state Senator Karen Johnson is lobbying U.S. Senator John McCain to meet with 9/11-denier and starvation artist Blair Gadsby, I’d like to offer McCain a few reasons why he should never, ever bow to the whims of wackos like Gadsby and those…
Nativist poster-boy, judge-hater and alleged public urinator Buffalo Rick Galeener. Can Sand Land nativists get any more blatant in their contempt for the rule of law, particularly when federal judges are involved? Take the following odious scribblings from “Buffalo Rick” on erstwhile KIA-dealer Rusty Childress’ anti-Hispanic Web site immigrationbuzz.com. Since…
Above is another outstanding video just posted by local pro-immigrant activist Dennis Gilman. The occasion: a Joe Arpaio booksigning at the Barnes and Noble in Goodyear this past Saturday, May 31, 2008. As the video mentions, that date came close to making it almost 12 years to the day that…
Buffalo Rick Galeener, alleged public urinator. The fattest lie those in the nativist camp spew about themselves is that they’re all true-blue Norman Rockwell American patriots who’ve never done anything wrong in their lives, while everyone opposed to them is a traitorous, law-breakin’ scalawag. But all you have to do…
So check out this Dennis Gilman video of Nickel Bag Joe at a booksigning for the sheriff’s latest work of fiction Joe’s Law. It took place at the Barnes and Noble bookstore in Deer Valley, and the Arizona Repugnant had a freelancer there to smooch Joe’s fanny. Some suckup by…
MCC’s Blair Gadsby, developer of the 9/11 diet plan. Need more evidence that community college courses are too often taught by tards? Look no further than Mesa Community College instructor Blair Gadsby, MA, who apparently teaches a religious studies course at MCC (they have his title listed as “Substitute -…
I think moonhowler Alex Jones owes ’em some moolah for the name… It sounds like Lou Dobbs’ wet dream — assuming the dyspeptic geezer’s still capable of one: Operation Endgame, a comprehensive plan by Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Office of Detention and Removal to “remove all removable aliens” by the…
Courtney Bisbee in happier times, with her daughter Taylor Lee. The case of convicted student-boffer Jennifer Mally makes my blood boil. Not because I have any problem, per se, with the six months punishment she received after pleading guilty to three counts of getting horizontal with a 16-year-old. After all,…
