Michele’s Big Day: Michele de LaFreniere gets the People magazine treatment from her official hagiographer Richard Ruelas. UPDATE: De LaFreniere’s still a dood!

Since I penned the entry below, the Arizona Republic has made several major corrections to Ruelas’ story, including the fact that De LaFreniere has not had “sexual reassignment surgery,” and is therefore still in possession of her taliwacker! Here’s the full retraction, which ran on page 2 of Section A…

Monster interview with Tony Millionaire, creator of the Maakies comic strip.

See more and better reproduced Maakies strips, here. Tony Millionaire’s sort of the Charles Bukowski of comics. That is, if Bukowski’d been obsessed with Patrick O’Brian novels, French shipbuilding, and eating monkey brains. Millionaire, 51, is the creator of the world’s greatest comic strip, the Maakies, which runs in alternative…

Latest police report on Carol Gotbaum’s death.

Carol Gotbaum with her three children Ella, Nathaniel and Tobias. The PHX PD released a doorstop doc on the Carol Gotbaum arrest yesterday, as has been reported elsewhere. There were a few revelations. Gotbaum was on meds for depression. An airline attendant said Gotbaum purchased and drank a bloody mary…

ADL’s new report on nativist extremism is out, and the winners are…

The Anti-Defamation League has a new report out on anti-immigration nutbars entitled, “Immigrants Targeted: Extremist Rhetoric Moves into the Mainstream.” Naturally, AZ was well-represented, with Minuteman Chris Simcox and Rusty Childress’ United for a Sovereign America getting mentions, and urban cougar Michelle Dallacroce scoring a whole section to herself. Of…

Rusty Childress’ U.S.A. extremists invade the PHX Yucca Branch Library.

Kia-peddlin’ playboy Rusty Childress, pre-motorcycle crash… So where are all the Hispanic-hatin’ racists gonna go on Thursday nights? Not to Childress Kia anymore. The word’s out that owner Rusty Childress, winner of New Times’ 2007 “Best Bigot” Award, has sold Childress Kia. And for the last few weeks, there have…

Dennis Wilenchik, the Sgt. Schultz of the PHX legal world?

I know noth-ink, NOTH-INK about zee Lacey-Larkin arrests… Anybody get a load of the recent statement from toxic-mold specialist and former special prosecutor Dennis Wilenchik? They should call the dood Pass-the-Buck Wilin-chuck for the way he’s thrown his legal lackeys under the bus, tryin’ to dodge all responsibility for the…

BREAKING NEWS: NEW TIMES FOUNDERS MICHAEL LACEY AND JIM LARKIN ARRESTED!

New Times founders Jim Larkin (left) and Michael Lacey (right), now under arrest. Plainclothes Maricopa County Sheriff’s officers arrested New Times founders, Village Voice Media Executive Editor Michael Lacey and Chairman/CEO Jim Larkin at their homes late Thursday evening for revealing grand jury information in their recent story Grand Jury…

Dennis “Demon Dog” Wilenchik’s Day in Judge Ed Burke’s Court

The Wily One, minus his trademark granny-glasses. Today I stared into the piercing pupils of PHX’s legal Demon Dog, the Bane of the Blackrobes, that Pugnacious Pit-Bull of Jurisprudence, Dennis, “the Menace” Wilenchik. And as Nietzsche once wrote of “the Abyss,” The Wily One stared back. OK, that’s a little…