Arizona Secretary of State Reports 631,000 Ballots Uncounted (w/Updates)

The Arizona Secretary of State is reporting that “as of Thursday afternoon, there are an estimated 631,274 early and provisional ballots” yet to be processed statewide. Seems some counties, like Mohave and Yavapai, didn’t report their numbers yesterday. Adding to the confusion is the fact that the SOS’s totals do not include…

Ken Bennett Says 602,334 Votes Left to Be Counted Statewide

Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett has just announced that as of late this afternoon, “an estimated 602,334 early and provisional ballots statewide” have not been counted. “State law gives the counties 10 calendar days to verify and process the remaining early and provisional ballots,” the release states. “That gives…

Sheriff Joe Arpaio: The 25 Most Read Stories of His Previous Term

The numbers are in and somehow Joe Arpaio, our 80-year-old codger of a sheriff, has secured another four-year term as the county’s top lawman. If that wasn’t enough to get your blood boiling, the self-professed “America’s toughest sheriff” is promising to run for Maricopa County Sheriff again in 2016. That’s…

Joe Arpaio Triumphant and More Wreckage from Election Night

Last night was 2008 all over again: Obama wins, while those of us who must live in still deeply red Maricopa County lose. That is, those who want justice, racial and ethnic harmony, and competent, effective law enforcement. As in 2008, we are in the minority. Though percentage-wise, we may…

Russell Pearce-Conqueror Jerry Lewis Endorsed by Eddie Basha, Paul Johnson; Democratic Lies Denounced

Democrats-turned-Independents Eddie Basha of the Bashas’ grocery chain and former Phoenix Mayor Paul Johnson have endorsed Republican state Senator Jerry Lewis for the Legislative District 26 Senate seat, over Lewis’ Democratic foil, state Representative Ed Ableser. See also: -Liberal Democrats Tar Republican Jerry Lewis, Borrowing a Page From Extremists They…

Joe Arpaio’s Wackadoodle Supporters Freak Out

The above video posted in early October by YouTuber BlessedONE333returnz is freaking hi-larious, and offers a window into the cracked minds of these human PayDay bars who think Joe Arpaio walks on water. This crazy lady is kvetching off-camera about an anti-Arpaio mailer in the form of a faux newspaper…

Joe Arpaio’s Stooge Mike Stauffer Still in Sheriff’s Race, Rumors Aside

To rip off the great Samuel Langhorne Clemens, reports of Mike Stauffer’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. Finance reports were due in to the county last night, and the Republican-turned-Independent’s campaign for sheriff filed a “No Activity Statement,” which would normally attest to no expenditures or donations for the time…

Democrats Up Sleaze Ante Against Jerry Lewis in LD 26

There should be some law of the political jungle that says if you call someone a liar, you at least have to say what the lie is. See also: -Liberal Democrats Tar Republican Jerry Lewis, Borrowing a Page From Extremists They Claim to Loathe -Russell Pearce’s Vanquisher Jerry Lewis Slimed…

Tom Horne’s Fender-Bender: Photos for the Curious

As I mentioned in a blog item Monday, Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne’s initial court date for the March fender-bender that took place at his presumed mistress Camen Chenal’s abode is this Friday morning. The Phoenix Police Department just released its report on the incident, along with these pics of…

Tom Horne’s Court Date Set for Friday on Hit-and-Run Charge

I’ll say one thing for living in Sand Land, it’s never boring. This Friday at 9:30 a.m., in Phoenix Municipal Court, Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne could be arraigned on the charge of hit-and-run on an unattended vehicle, a class 3 misdemeanor. I say “could be” because Don Taylor a…

Top Ten Arizona Political Ads of 2012 (So Far)

I don’t think anyone will bemoan the end of the 2012 election cycle, except perhaps the TV execs and political consultants who’re making a killing off the political ads bombarding us through the boob tube. Still, quite a few are memorable, and there is nothing more American than reducing your…

Joe Arpaio Doc Two Americans Rocks Harkins for One Week Only

Word is, Sheriff Joe is freaking out. Republicans who have supported him for years are jumping ship to back his Democratic rival Paul Penzone. As a result, his poll numbers are consistently in the doldrums, under 50 percent. He’s been forced to buy up a load of local TV time…