Joe Arpaio Victim Scores $30K for False Arrest

As Sheriff Joe Arpaio tosses cots in Tent City with Steven Seagal, a woman in Guadalupe, Arizona is looking forward to a check cut by the county for $30,000. This, due to her false arrest and imprisonment at the hands of Sheriff Joe’s boys in beige.You may recall the name…

Mark Spencer Lawyers-Up, Clams Up on Virgillo Smear

The Maricopa County Attorney’s Office’s investigation of the Phoenix Law Enforcement Association and its president Mark Spencer, the subject of this week’s Bird column, produced a nice doorstop pile of documents for me to dig through.I have limited time to scan the ginormous file that I obtained from the MCAO…

Mark Spencer’s PLEA Backstabs Own Members

What would you call law enforcement union leaders who claim to battle for their members’ public benefits during tough economic times, while handing out endorsements to lawmakers hell-bent on wiping out those benefits for good?Hypocrites? Backstabbers? Secret scabs? Something worse?Whatever it is, it applies to Mark Spencer, president of the…

Jesus Christ Was a Liberal, No Matter What Republinuts Say

What is it about some Republicrazies and conservatards that makes them think God is on their side? I mean, they really believe all liberals are godless atheists who worship Satan and hate religion, and that Jesus is their Confederate-license-plate-rockin’ homeboy.Take this e-mail I just got from some dude in Kennesaw,…

Scott Bundgaard’s Police Report: Bundgaard Invoked Immunity

The Phoenix Police Department has released the report on the recent domestic violence incident involving Republican state Senate Majority Leader Scott Bundgaard and his ex-paramour Aubry Ballard.Perhaps the most contentious issue it addresses is Bungaard’s insistence to the media that he did not ask for the legislative immunity granted by…

Jan Brewer’s Personal Army? SB 1495 Paves the Way

Do you think Governor Jan Brewer, or any Arizona governor from this point on, should have a volunteer military force that she can call up and use for any purpose whatsoever?Well, that’s what the governor would have if Senate Bill 1495 becomes law: A blank check to establish a “state guard”…

Russell Pearce’s Police State Capitol: Sal Reza’s Arrest Report

The Arizona Capitol Police have released a partial report on the wrongful arrests of Salvador Reza and Anayense Garza on February 24 at the state Senate building. At several points it contradicts state Senate President Russell Pearce’s assertions, as well as the probable cause statements submitted by the Capitol Police in…

Joe Arpaio Pissy About Being Un-invited to Read at Elementary School

What’s the proper way to respond if you’re a government official who’s asked to read to elementary school students, then told you’ve been un-invited because you’re too controversial? If you have even a shred of class, you say “I’m sorry you feel that way,” and move on. If you’re Maricopa…

Russell Pearce, Bald-Faced Liar? You Decide

State Senate President Russell Pearce wants the public to believe there’s not a list of folks who’re persona non grata at the Arizona state Senate building. And in a bit of a contradiction, he also wants you to believe that part of him “banning” people from the state Senate has…

Salvador Reza Arrested at Arizona State Senate

Welcome to Muammar Gaddafi’s Libya. Details are sketchy, but civil rights activists Salvador Reza and Anayanse Garza of the group Puente were arrested inside the Arizona state Senate building today, apparently for the bogus charge of trespassing.I say “apparently” because neither the Capitol Police, nor Arizona DPS Security Attache J…

Andy Biggs, the $10 Million Chairman, and His Tuesday Night Massacre

It’s apropos that state Senate Appropriations Committee Chairman Andy Biggs, the man primarily responsible for a bill that will drive a Ryder Truck full of nitro through the state’s Medicaid program, is himself a very wealthy man.He’s not rich through any sweat of his brow. He’s not self-made. Hell, he didn’t…

Russell Pearce’s Day of Bigotry, Barbarism and Triumph

In the end, they all passed out of the state Senate Appropriations Committee, all of state Senate President Russell Pearce’s anti-immigrant bills, other hate-filled measures offered by his stooges, and cataclysmic proposed laws that can only be described as outright attacks on whatever civilization is left in Sand Land.I wish…

Mark Spencer’s Spin Machine, and KPHO’s Flubbed Segment on Police Supes

I have praised Channel 5/KPHO’s reporters and producers in the past. I consider them colleagues. Not necessarily drinking-buddies. (Yet.) But I have fun chatting with them when I see them in the midst of the media scrum.Still, I wonder about the station’s pro-PLEA spin, PLEA being the powerful Phoenix Law Enforcement Association,…