Minuteman Chris Simcox’s 2007 Female Trouble

In doing research on Chris Simcox — the minuteman posterboy currently waging a quixotic campaign for the 2010 GOP U.S. Senate primary nod against the ancient, lizard-skinned Senator John McCain — I came across an odd exchange of legal paperwork between Simcox’s current wife Alena, and Alena’s mother Barbara Lang-Lyras…

Joel Fox to County: Forget Criminal Investigation on SCA — Pay Me $75,000!

  Captain Joel Fox of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office filed a $75,000 claim against the county last week for the “emotional distress” of being forced to divulge the names of secret donors to a political committee. Naturally, Fox isn’t suing the Sheriff’s Office — just the Board of Supervisors, Elections…

Joe Arpaio & Lt. Joe Sousa: We Don’t Need No Stinking Badges!

In a mentally-challenged media stunt, made more so by the ravings of Rhode Island redneck Lt. Joe Sousa, Sheriff Joe’s self-described unit commander for human smuggling, MCSO’s 287(g) task force members placed their ICE agent badges in a punch bowl for cameras Thursday. This, so Sheriff Joe and his top…

Joe Arpaio Battles Isabel Garcia on Anderson Cooper 360

For those who didn’t catch it, here’s the segment from Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN last night, which featured a face-off between Sheriff Joe and Isabel Garcia, Pima County Legal Defender and Co-Chair of the human rights organization Coalición de Derechos Humanos. The mini-debate followed a report by Soledad O’Brien…

Joe Arpaio Asks Andrew Thomas for Legal Opinion; Russell Pearce Calls for Special Session To Pass Anti-Mexican Jim Crow Laws

This comedy regarding Joe Arpaio’s supposed legal authority to question people on the street about their immigration status is reaching epic proportions, like some Monty Python sketch gone awry. Our geriatric top gendarme recently told Channel 12 News that he will seek a legal opinion on whether or not he has 287(g) authority without…

Inmate Women Sue Joe Arpaio for Violating Their Abortion Rights

Sheriff Joe is sued. Again. Only this time it isn’t on account of abuses of undocumented immigrants; apparently Joe feels like part of his duty as “America’s Toughest Sheriff” is to make it as hard as possible for inmate women to get abortions. Today, inmates will request that a Maricopa County…